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The Batlord 12-05-2014 05:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1518359)
oh geez

I've been testing the waters out at the new gig just to see how crass and casual I can get away with being. After four years with the old gig I've pretty much earned the right to say whatever I want. New place... having to hold back in some ways and put-on in others.

also tfw you get free peppermint chocolate cake from work and it is the most delicious thing you've ever tasted and you're considering making sweet, tender love and also raunchy morally questionable ****ing with it
Would you like to make fuck with the cake?

Mondo Bungle 12-05-2014 06:16 PM
When you're so sad all the time that it's comical, and it almost makes you cheery how sad you are.

GuD 12-05-2014 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1518377)
Would you like to make fuck with the cake?
Yes. But I already ate it :(

The Batlord 12-05-2014 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1518405)
Yes. But I already ate it :(
Ah, so you're an oral kinda guy.

GuD 12-05-2014 06:45 PM
I knew you'd make a crack with that :rolleyes:

The Batlord 12-05-2014 06:46 PM
And yet you posted it anyway. Does it make you horny when I tell my bad jokes? Is that your game?

Mondo Bungle 12-05-2014 06:48 PM
yes

GuD 12-05-2014 06:48 PM
Sorry bud. Nothing you could say would make me horny. S'nothin personal.

DwnWthVwls 12-05-2014 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1518418)
Sorry bud. Nothing you could say would make me horny. S'nothin personal.
TFW you dream about Batlord. ;);)

ladyislingering 12-05-2014 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1518377)
Would you like to make fuck with the cake?
that sounds like something you'd hear in some kind of weird Russian chubby porno.

"Oh, you little piggy! You want to make fuck with cake? Yeah, piggy!"

DwnWthVwls 12-05-2014 09:04 PM
lol.. "You want to make fuck with cake?"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

GuD 12-05-2014 09:34 PM
there was something important that you needed to take care of before tomorrow and you can't for the life of you remember wtf is was. I'm stressin. ****'s gonna be the death of me I'm sure.

Chula Vista 12-05-2014 10:00 PM
TFW you've been up and down the stairs hundreds of times the past week, waiting on your crippled significant other, (figuratively) hand and, (literally) foot, and you realize it's gonna be the status quo for quite a while.

It's all cool though. She's my honey bunny!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...f12f7406ae2a47

ladyislingering 12-05-2014 10:07 PM
tfw CV looks just like your father.

Chula Vista 12-05-2014 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1518533)
tfw CV looks just like your father.
But hopefully a cooler version??????????????

ladyislingering 12-05-2014 10:24 PM
http://i62.tinypic.com/2ldevmh.jpg

yeah well he's probably quite a bit older than you are.

Key 12-05-2014 10:55 PM
tfw you finally get to selling your vintage game consoles and end up making more money than you spent originally. hell yeah, muhfuckah.

Janszoon 12-05-2014 10:59 PM
That feeling when you're about to sneeze but are afraid to because there's a cat in your lap and you don't want him to react by digging his claws into your leg in terror.

GuD 12-05-2014 11:08 PM
-pick up cat for a sec
-sneeze
-put down cat

tada!

Chula Vista 12-05-2014 11:10 PM
Dude nails it.

Again.

Key 12-05-2014 11:15 PM
I wish WhateverDude narrated my life. He would make life's difficult decisions so much easier.

The Batlord 12-05-2014 11:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1518377)
Would you like to make fuck with the cake?
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1518405)
Yes. But I already ate it :(
Quote:
Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1518504)
that sounds like something you'd hear in some kind of weird Russian chubby porno.

"Oh, you little piggy! You want to make fuck with cake? Yeah, piggy!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1518506)
lol.. "You want to make fuck with cake?"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Did nobody get my god damned reference?

Key 12-05-2014 11:25 PM
^I got it. Clerks is the best.

GuD 12-05-2014 11:55 PM
I love Clerks. I've seen it a billion times. I did not get the reference. :(.

ladyislingering 12-05-2014 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1518568)
I wish WhateverDude narrated my life. He would make life's difficult decisions so much easier.
I'm gonna hire WD to narrate my lifestory for blind people after I write my memoir.

He's gonna nail all the times I was too stoned to get off the couch.

GuD 12-06-2014 12:00 AM
I am honored to have been elected for this task.

Also, tfw your hopping back and forth on a scale from being pretty buzzeddrunk and being prettydrunk. It's a difficult skill to master really. Much practice tit does takes.

DwnWthVwls 12-06-2014 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1518571)
Did nobody get my god damned reference?

Don't you know by now that if it's a movie reference that a) I probably won't get it, and b) I probably never saw the movie.

???

The Batlord 12-06-2014 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1518587)
I'm gonna hire WD to narrate my lifestory for blind people after I write my memoir.

He's gonna nail all the times I was too stoned to get off the couch.
Can I be the guy who trips the blind people and steals their dog?

Key 12-06-2014 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1518603)
Can I be the guy who trips the blind people and steals their dog?
Who else but Batlord?

It's Batlooord, it's Batloooord.

The Batlord 12-06-2014 09:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1518700)
Who else but Batlord?

It's Batlooord, it's Batloooord.
Homestar Runner? http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...e_confused.gif

Key 12-06-2014 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1518711)
I'm disappointed.

The Batlord 12-06-2014 11:33 AM
TFW you realize lactation porn is just a bunch of boring women squirting a bit of milk out of their boobs for five minutes, and not chicks hooked up to those milking machines they stick on cows. :(

Chula Vista 12-06-2014 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1518786)
squirting
Do. Not. Give. Up. On. Squirting. Porn.

The Batlord 12-06-2014 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1518810)
Do. Not. Give. Up. On. Squirting. Porn.
Once I found out a lot of squirting porn is fake, I kind of lost interest. Sybian movies are where it's at, though.

ladyislingering 12-06-2014 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1518603)
Can I be the guy who trips the blind people and steals their dog?
that isn't part of my legacy yet. :laughing:

The Batlord 12-06-2014 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1518917)
that isn't part of my legacy yet. :laughing:
Neither is reading to the blind. What's your point?

ladyislingering 12-06-2014 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1518926)
Neither is reading to the blind. What's your point?
my point is that blind people...

actually...

would probably have more to write about because their struggle is permanent.

:shycouch:

The Batlord 12-06-2014 10:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1518993)
my point is that blind people...

actually...

would probably have more to write about because their struggle is permanent.

:shycouch:
Can blind people even write?

ladyislingering 12-06-2014 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1519038)
Can blind people even write?
I'm sure they can. Not the same way sighted people do, but I'm sure there's a way.

ladyislingering 12-07-2014 07:01 PM
I just learned that Christine McVie's birth name was Christine Anne Perfect.

how could anything possibly be more accurate in the entire history of the earth??

http://38.media.tumblr.com/2240990da...j323o1_500.gif

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/469670/cmcvie-o.gif


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