Not fair, he has a hat.

(i wonder if i could rock a poncho)

I thought all you people wore ponchos?

TFW you're the only one laughing.

Tfw you're at the dr's office at an emergency appointment because knees are not supposed to be that big.

Tfw you hate the Dr. office in fla....just ****in die u old beakers.

TFW you've meticulously worked on the application for your dream job and notice a missing letter in a passage enumerating your skills immediately after sending it away. God, I hope they won't notice. And fuck you very much MS Word autocorrect for saying nothing.

Sounds like you don't got a leg to stand on.

Ack cak cack....aren't you funny.....I think I tore something painting my toenails...

TFW you then notice the exact same mistake in your resume. :laughing:

Bitch nobody is paying you or your grammar no mind....just like they aint paying my knee no mind until i post a pic in the gallery of me with a peg leg....right inbetween chula's family photo gallery and his breakfast club pictures.

The Germans do care.
As for that pic, we won't even see that peg leg from the usual angle you take them from. Also think of the amputee fetish crowd.

Tfw you almost fell sleep but then feel like falling.

Thanks for the link. :thumb:

Ikr.

Tfw you find out you tore both your meniscus in my right knee while painting your toenails...

Tfw you're tired but can't sleep.

What are my meniscus doing in your right knee?

Holy ****.

And all that for such an anyway unnecessary cosmetic procedure. Who cares about painted nails?

Beauty is pain.^

Why did you leave them there?

Glad tu ne regrettes rien. :laughing:

Then you must be feeling pretty good right now.

"Glad you regret nothing"?

Well yeah. I kinda assumed the phrase "Je ne regrette rien" was universally known.

Unnecessary? think about what you're saying, let's say women stop painting their toe nails and stop doing their make up cause that's unnecessary too, right? and then let's say they stop doing their hair cause they figure "F*ck it, if i don't care about make up why should i care my hair?" then the next thing you know got a bunch of ugly chicks who can't get a man so the human race stop making da babies and eventually society collapses.

When you put it that way...

Not in the US apparently.

You mean, what if the ugly people stop reproducing?

Umm right well beauty is pain. And toenails are cute.I dont regret anything. And Im fixing to feel relief pain meds dont give you a buzz if your in hell bats.

Did you have to say something that Southern? You're making the rest of us look like even bigger hicks.

I did and I feel bad.

But at least that means you're pretty!

Boy! Imona fix you.

Who is this Imona you speak of?

She's probably the woman who usually does Roxy's nails. She was probably unavailable this week, which is why Roxy hurt herself since she never uses her toenail-painting muscles.

Yea....thats what happened.
No my knee locked and as i was rolling off the comforter ro keep toenails dry it locked and i went to stand up not feeling that it was locked went to stand and it ripped like u could hear it rip. And i fell down and managed to unlock it after 20 minutes. So yesterday i went to work and slipepd it again and then again and the third time i tore the other side.

On the floor in the mens room btw....and my little work boyfriend found me writhing in agony .The door was closed and he misstook my agony for fapping at first....knock knock. "B.....are you ok?" "mmmmmaaahhh mmmah" " Get it! Aww yeah get it!!" "motha****a open the door and help me." then he realized im just a sad old woman on the floor.

It took you well over a day to go the hospital for this? Were you hoping a sacred PVC pipe would work instead?

No i suffer from meh it'll be fine. ..or Im fine....I went when my employees finally said Roxy your knee looks like a grapefruit on roids....thats not normal.

It is indeed strange that the grapefruit would be on roids, I've always been told that steroids aren't a grapefruit's drug of choice.

I guess you could say your knee was... juicing.

You suffer from "meh"? I didn't realize that could spread to the knees.