We've all been there. Don't flatter yourself.

DUDE!!!!!

I feel that I came from a cage of bird.

Sounds like you're on some good drugs there, Ashwell. ;)

TFW you misinterpret a song stuck in your head as a genius song of your own.

Two of these things don't belong together.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150514190125

You're right. I may not exactly be a genius, but I sure am popular.

**** you I have nada surf stuck in my head cunt. **** you asshat... And **** you 1997.

TFW you click "Today's Posts", see an entire page of threads with titles made up of Korean letters, and have a brief moment of panic that you've downloaded a computer virus.

Props for recognizing korean letters though.

Google Translate like a boss.

I thought it was some hot new vaporwave artist taking the forum by storm.

Tfw you find your pack of smokes that's been missing for two weeks and haven't had money to buy a new pack in that time. Yes. Sweet, sweet relief. Come to me, agents of cancer. Let me inhale your smokey beauty.

But then they're stale and taste like death...

Not after two weeks.

Vaping anyway >>>

Maybe I just have bad experiences with buying new packs which are obviously twelve years past their due date.

Tfw you wake up, and there's 2 hours 'til you have to get up, so you go back to sleep

TFW you know that the "smartphone" in your hands is capable of everything short of dispensing toilet paper and wiping your ass for you (although there's probably an app for that too)... Yet it somehow can't retrieve TWO MONTH'S WORTH of accidentally deleted data that you worked your ass off meticulously documenting, and now have ZERO to ****ing show for it...

Hey, Apple! It's called the ****ing "recycle bin," and it's pretty much standard on every computer device from the Stone Age on.

Tfw when your favoirite song is in the radio.

TFW when you want to viciously claw a probably-cool person simply for having a good day.

Tfw you drink the coffee and it's cold.

Whats wrong with cold coffee?

Cold coffee > no coffee > too much coffee = coffee sharts

TFW you wake up at 11 pm cause you slept though the day. Now it's time for a smoke and some ice cream.

Well, ice-coffee is great ;)

Tfw you out work your staff and your 15 years older with a swollen knee, and chronic liver disease ....all while being stoned. Way to go team.....here's yer trophy for playing.:mad:

Tfw O.J. Simpson trial reruns kicks off black history month on tv. And you yell at the tv who gives a **** what color he is he cut her head off so loudly your neighbors bang on the wall at 530 am to shut u up.

Tfw you eat too much bubblegum.

Good for you.^

Why are you here?

It's not often that a gif has been used so properly.

Menstruating?

What? Its ****ing true....Im hobbling like a runaway slave and I take the Juice very seriously he inturupted like all of 1995 for me.

I'm laughing at the juxtaposition of your two posts.

I love it when you keep up with my cycle.....:love: One day I'm going to get drunk and nail you and deny it happened the following morning.

It's pretty easy when I start comparing the calendar to when I find bloody tampons while rotting around in your trash.

Tfw you're smoking and it begins to rain.

That's what separates the smoking men from the smoking boys. Just hunch over and keep your head over the cig and it's another sunny day.