I can't believe she'd still go to work with it, I hear it's highly contagious.

Roxo doesn't take sick days unless she dying.

Imma trick out my crutches gotta see my surgeon tomrrow...like I ****ed my **** up enough where I need surgery on the bitch.

This is why what you did was dumb. Ignore your voodoo training next time and go to the hospital.

But Im a doctor in Haiti tho.

#skullcrotchMD

Thats Dr. Skullcrotch to you.....Have you been getting enough fiber...You're senile outburts say yes.;)

You're a patient in Florida, making that a physical impossibility.

Where's Doctor Hawkins when you need him?

No, the internet said allow 6-8 weeks for doctorate to arrive.

You know what Abraham Lincoln said about quotes on the internet.

Go on......

"I'm a bearded queer and you ain't no doctor!"

- Abraham Lincoln

"Batlord, your avatar's tits are lovely!"

- Abraham Lincoln

So you never work?

Tfw you get your first cigarette in the morning.

TFW your dishwasher is broken, your washing machine is broken, you have a leak in the roof that's causing structural damage to your house because the last dumbass owner decided to "renovate" the house himself, and you just lost two months worth of work because your iPhone is a goddamn bitch.

TFW when you have a day like this and there's no alcohol to reach for.

What's your address? I'll overnight you a fifth.

TFW you're so tired but can't sleep.

Tfw you drink a 12 pack then record something before bed, and you listen to it the next day.

*delete*

Tfw you're 18 and look like a 13 year old.

:beer:

Been there and done that quite a few times.

Tfw your ear hurts, because your headphones are in while sleeping.

See Location...

But what's the zip code?

And I'll do it all again tonight.

Tfw you hear your favourite song and you start singing it out loud

Zip codes are for conformists.

TFW you realize you had a mullet as a kid. I'll always feel like a hypocrite making fun of them from now on. Not that it'll stop me.

^That's how I feel about those stupid rat tail things...

http://www.liketotally80s.com/wp-con...rat-tail-1.jpg

TFW nobody knows your favourite band.

I had that **** for quite some time as well.
You just can't expect any kind of good taste from people fresh from behind the iron curtain in the early nineties I guess.

Tfw you dont ask the right posters.

See signature......v

Tfw you run out of ice-coffee

It's not a child's own fault for surviving abuse.

We had those back then too. It was a dark time. My middle-class grade school looked like it had been transplanted from rural Alabama.

Gotta remember to call my mom and tell her I love her less, now that my repressed memories have been uncovered.

Scary how fast evil spreads around the globe.

I missed out on the mullet, but did sport the bowl haircut for a couple of years.

TFW you get an email about applying for student loans but you don't have to kiss those mother****ers' boots anymore, so you send them a picture of your erection beneath your underwear and now there are a lot of restricted numbers calling your phone and helicopters flying around your house.

Goddammit! I had that one as well.
It's like my little head was a laboratory for the world's most hideous haircuts.