That feeling when...

**Janszoon** · 07-29-2017, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

TFW it burns when you pee

Stop peeing so close to the fire.

djchameleon · 07-29-2017, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Fix yo dick.

UTIs suck. It has passed now though. Cranberry juice and iced tea came in clutch.

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Stop peeing so close to the fire.

Yeah, I should probably stop pouring baby oil on it while doing that also.

Chiomara · 07-30-2017, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

UTIs suck. It has passed now though. Cranberry juice and iced tea came in clutch.

Yeah, I should probably stop pouring baby oil on it while doing that also.

Coconut oil >>>

djchameleon · 07-30-2017, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Coconut oil >>>

Coconut oil is more flammable than baby oil?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 07-31-2017, 04:23 AM

tech n9ne is pretty cool until you hit 12 or 13 years old and realize he's a cornball

Chiomara · 07-31-2017, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

Coconut oil is more flammable than baby oil?

I don't even remember making that post (must have been half asleep) so your guess is as good as mine.

djchameleon · 07-31-2017, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

I don't even remember making that post (must have been half asleep) so your guess is as good as mine.

Found this enjoyable.

Chiomara · 07-31-2017, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

Found this enjoyable.

I just think it makes a nice after shower body moisturizer.

grindy · 08-05-2017, 08:30 PM

TFW your best friend is basically a nice, harmless guy but whenever he's drunk he behaves in a way that seems insulting to guys and sex molestery to girls and you always have to defend him.

Aux-In · 08-07-2017, 08:50 AM

TFW when you bring your food to work and you look over at the vending machine containing a fish filet sandwich. Four minutes before you didn't know you wanted it, but that is no deterrent: "Definitely coming back for that in a few hours," you say. Hours pass, with filet on the mind, only to be dashed when the clock hits rightly as you make your return to La Machina. For it is then that you discover the sandwich in question has, simply, vanished into the afterglow of salt & pepper shakers, ruffling newspapers and beeping cell-phone chatter.

Now you want to know who did it, so you can get justice.

08-05-2017, 08:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	TFW your best friend is basically a nice, harmless guy but whenever he's drunk he behaves in a way that seems insulting to guys and sex molestery to girls and you always have to defend him. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

08-07-2017, 08:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
Aux-In Wrinkled Magazine Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: In Time Posts: 467	TFW when you bring your food to work and you look over at the vending machine containing a fish filet sandwich. Four minutes before you didn't know you wanted it, but that is no deterrent: "Definitely coming back for that in a few hours," you say. Hours pass, with filet on the mind, only to be dashed when the clock hits rightly as you make your return to La Machina. For it is then that you discover the sandwich in question has, simply, vanished into the afterglow of salt & pepper shakers, ruffling newspapers and beeping cell-phone chatter. Now you want to know who did it, so you can get justice.