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Old 06-27-2019, 11:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I eat 1-2 bananas daily

I like them best just before they ripen
Then you have a greater appetite for bananas than me in multiple ways :p

Edit: well, when including your second sentence my metaphor sounds very wrong. nevermind
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Old 06-27-2019, 02:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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but broke fat and an ******* man I don't have the game for that
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He can't brag about any of those chicks though.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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He can't brag about any of those chicks though.
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Old 06-27-2019, 06:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Had a spicy sriracha turkey sandwich with some mini tomatoes, grapes and half a banana.
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Tried an apricot again. Holy CRAP I was wrong these are actually really, really good. I definitely had a bad one before. Gonna buy a bunch of these lil dudes.

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id add sriracha too my sandwiches from subway but they already have around 6-10 jalapenos and that spicy enough. been times where i started sweating lol

but the bolded text... not the whole thing? lol
Lol I've been splitting a banana with someone every morning which is why I ate half. Wait, that sounds even stranger...
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