Dude, I'm Exo. I'm good for one brain fart of a typo a week. Are you new here?

Miss the typo. I took it literally. I thought it was stratified by income, like the really rich played on the "gold course", then there were silver, bronze, and the common folk played on the green course.

Wanna go west with me? Im thinking to just greyhound to the Oregon Coast

I just drove it. Go to Astoria. BEAUTIFUL little town.

Good luck with the typhoid.

Every time you change your name your posts get worse.

Bro, your kid got typhoid and died and you're telling me how to run my internet life?

**** you, dude.

Wow

West Coast vacay?

Pick me up on the way and hurl me off a Cali cliff when we get there and make sure to Instagram my death. Also I get control of the car radio to piss off elph.

That would make for a charming sitcom.

You must have clicked on my sig link by accident.

If you're willing to drive here and pick me up I'll get super drunk for a week straight and have no sober moments to overcome my fear of leaving the house and then when we're on the road I'll probably have a hilarious tongue-in-cheek-but-real breakdown but if we all get a ****ty apartment together I'll probably calm down and wonder why I never did this long ago.

100% serious btw. Just get me the **** out of this pit I live in and I'll be stoked in the end. I'd actually 100% go with ya'll if you showed up too.

Take me on a cross country journey and ruin my life.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DWaQtAPzZm8/hqdefault.jpg

Paradise awaits my friend.

I'd come along out of guilt for you having come such a long way.

Bro we both live in the same state I think. At most he lives in North Carolina but still close. At this point it's weird that me and Ori haven't hung out tbh.

Maybe we can borrow Chula's RV

Yup.

Oh. That's weird because I would never do that.

Oh yeah he is. I don't know why he traveled the world and decided to go back to Florida but he did. And yeah he lives in Florida and I live in Virginia.

I ain't gettin on no bus and crossing my fingers someone will be there when I get off.

had to use my normal lunch/dinner(meal1) table in my car...the dash board.got work done around 2pm and didnt know what to do until i left for night class. got subway and went to the store. was on the manual milling machine tonight again and it was difficult asf :pimp: lol i needed extra help from the instructor because he wanted us to work on our block thats for an assignment. he helped and i learned it but just need to somehow keep that in my brain for a week without seeing a machine lol.

Yeah man

I’ll meet you in Texas

Im serious about Rockaway Beach Oregon Tillamook County


https://www.co.tillamook.or.us/gov/P...%20website.pdf



That’s the meet people place

9 bucks a night

There’s a bunch of restaurants

Some of them must need some kitchen slaves

What's the max on a campsite? There's got to be a max amount of time you can stay.

Depends. But it's usually about two weeks.

You shouldn’t. If you weren’t willing to do it alone in the first place you shouldn’t go. You never know what other people will do. It’s not like I’d expect elph to sleep in the woods with me if some cute chick takes him in. Loose plans to get jobs and a crib and roll from there.

Short I’m sure. It's just a destination goal.

Oh. I thought you were planning on living in a tent and washing dishes in Oregon for the foreseeable future.

The way I see it is if there's a reasonable expectation of something going on it's better than living here. Smart options are beyond me and coming up with my own dumb **** will leave me here till when the **** ever. If I end up screwed all the way across the country then at least it's sink or swim away from here.

How are you going to pick him up? You realize buses have routes and stuff right and other people get on them?

You know what I think could work? A vegan bicycle food delivery service. Play the hippy earth angle. Just get a simple oven and stove. Cook things like corn on the cob, french fries, eggplant pasta - and deliver it by bike anywhere. Campgrounds hotels houses whatever. Take orders by cell and text. Advertise 100% vegan - low carbon footprint- healthy

Low overhead - simple menu - it could work. Especially out there.

Something crazy like meet at a bus station?

So Elph is going to take a bus to you, from Texas, and then you're going to take a bus to Bats, from Florida, and then you're going to take a bus to the west coast? Have you people been on buses before?

If elph brings his car I'm down. I ain't trusting none of you mother****ers for bus trips.

See, here is where I got confused. I didn't realize Elph had a car.

Everybody come to Japan!

Yes, I have. We’d all have to set out alone and meet at the first place that makes sense

I mean I’m not backtracking and **** that would be moronic. My route would take me through Dallas naturally. I think that’s elph’s backyard. I guess we’d meet Bat in Colorado or something.

this is boring rp

I know you're making sense. Elph really wasn't and I'm just kind of trying to be a dick.