I remember William S Burroughs saying the same thing. No ****.

**** you guys my organizational skills are valuable

I make a to do list every morning of the things I want to get done during the work day. It helps me stay organized with all the stuff I manage at the store. Plus I just like writing lists.

You know who else had organization skills?

Like I said. *******s.

Wolf and Key really are Nazis. Sorry guys but your to do lists are like:

Invade Poland
Kill Jews
Make awesome uniforms

I'm so ruined that even the idea of being goal oriented is gross to me.

They made this for both of you:

https://trello.com/en-US

My To Do List:

• Make a list
• Read it
• Get warm fuzzy feeling
• Stare menacingly towards the east

^ Thanks guys :love: You just made my day better!

If I'm not organized, I go crazy.

My lists are all handwritten because I need to justify why I am constantly buying new pens.

I appreciate the feel of a good pen.

If you're good with mental notes you don't need a list.

I buy new pens cause I don't want to reuse them after anal play masturbation.

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amateurs

It's surprisingly hard to find suitable household items to shove up your ass.

Mine's made of unvarnished wood. How would you even deal with a colon splinter?

Cover it with shrink wrap.

Then I'd have to put lube on it or it would stick to my insides. I should probably just buy a dildo from Amazon.

The plunger I posted costs around 5 dollars. Way cheaper and it's hands free.

I’ll **** be your **** toy bro

wut

Amateur shmamateur:

https://cdn.theimperfective.com/wp-c.../03/xray27.jpg

They just dont understand.

Maybe you should take a sleeping pill and drive to the store for more sleeping pills.

Do another line dawg

If you can really keep it rolling you can go for a long time to some weird places but ja being up for days is more of a meth thing.

It is also a writer thing I think. Staying up all night could give you 50 pages at least.

Well you're bipolar so not only are you going to have problems sleeping during your mood swings but doing anything like coke, acid, ecstasy, or caffeine is going to make it much much worse.

Cocaine is a terrible drug. The high is fleeting, the comedown is miserable, the health risks outside of addiction are very bad, and cocaine addiction is especially insidious. Cocaine addicts are very ****ed up people and usually stay ****ed up even years into recovery. It’s like never relax never relax never relax. Plus the manic insanity of it almost guarantees you’re bringing alcoholism along for the ride. But don’t listen to me elph, learn the hard way.

Worst comedown I ever had off anything was off cocaine. Expensive as **** and not even that good.
It does feel nice in the moment though, especially with alcohol.

So you're saying that you need alcohol for your drive?

Awesome!

And a little booger sugar to put the edge on and some more booze to take the edge off and then a text to his girlfriend collapsing universe drink drink drink DRIVE!!!!

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wow so romantic

If he's ramming her car he's gotta be plowed though.

Okay if you're running her down on the sidewalk then you gotta have a few brews in you.

Can I please pass off my slimiest member card to elph?