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I drank a **** ton of water at work today but I still got dehydrated and got muscle spasm cramps. Hurt so ****ing bad. When this happens really bad it’s probably the worst pain I ever felt or at least way up there. It rolls through my legs and back and sides and stomach, and my fingers claw up, too. I was so sweaty my clothes were soaked like a jumped into a swimming pool wearing my clothes. They got one ****ing dishwasher in there. It’s ridiculous. Ten hours is brutal.
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Bananers help with that.
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After i posted that my hand cramped up so bad and for so long I almost called 911
I’ve broken bones including a wrist from a skateboard accident where the broken bone stretched out the skin for like an inch (but without breaking the skin) and this was much worse. My pinkie and ring finger were twisted all the way under the other two. |
Sounds like you need to quit gambling.
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Been sick as a dog the last two days. I don't really get the expression either. Dogs get sick a lot? Does it have to do with the phrase "sic em!"? Probably. I'm feeling better though.
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I think it's cause they love to eat cat turds.
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I found out that if you spray anything with something that smells like citrus cats won't go anywhere near it. I wonder who was the first person to test whether or not cats like the smell of citrus and why.
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It was me. I tried to shove a lemon down a cat's throat and it was not pleased. The cat, not the lemon. I don't know what was going through the lemon's mind tbh.
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I’m taking a no pay vacay
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So you got fired.
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In my experience they ask questions. You got fired.
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And I won a bad ass 3 to 1 payoff bet
Got my dog vaccinated Spent $90 at the grocery And dropped a five spot on a homeless (?) dude with mastiff and sign that said “dog food” I actually gave him a twenty and had him go into the store and make change while I watched his dog from my car lol - he was back fast I’m glad he didn’t go fix cause I ain’t got space for big hound like that One time back in teacher days one of my colleagues said she hated to see beggars with dogs. **** that bitch’s opinion. No man should ever have to give up his dog. Dogs don’t give a **** about being poor as long as they get food water and love Losing your dog to poverty is too much. Just the thought breaks my heart. Your dog is your ride or die homie for life. https://i2.bookpage.com/books/images...3a7/medium.jpg |
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I'm sure it's kinda neat but the description straight up reads like satire. Especially the title lol.
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my sad is voluminous
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The proper translation would be "My Sorrow Is Bright" in the sense that there is a certain quiet joy hidden in the sadness, as opposed to "dark" sorrow. |
That's still just as cringe dawg
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Probably, but it's also a common Russian expression and therefore doesn't sound that weird to me.
Luminous is just retarded though but I'm sure elph will frame it as avantgarde or something. |
Nah it's a bit better. "My Sorrow Is Luminous" sounds pretentious but doesn't really communicate anything, "My Sorrow Is Bright" is a bit silly but at least it has ironic contrast to scratch the imagination a bit.
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My sorrow is a flash light that shines into your soul and can see what you want for Christmas.
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My sorrow is a night light to scare away the boogie man when I'm trying to sleep.
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*moth meme*
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My Sorrow Is Joy, Isn't That Deep Guys
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