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What about height?
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Actually who am I kidding I'll probably never top that **** |
Some of us are busy pimpin' hoes and killin' juggalos.
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Me and my friend tried to dye our hair blue using some ****ty cheap dye and nothing happened :(
I should have known I guess |
Yeah see you're younger than elph. His lame dye jobs at least work.
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Touché
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There you go with that Belgian **** again.
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I mean his hair turned blue but not the good kind of blue. It was too dark. I guess he shoulda bleached it first. |
Just use a Walmart bag...
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I know that bleaching gives better results, but without bleach the dye should at least do something, which it didn't
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So we don’t gain possession of our house until Wednesday but we’re allowed to move stuff to just the garage (and by extension the attic since its attached to garage). We obviously took advantage of that to get a bit of a headstart. Since we need to keep living in the apartment for at least the first half of this week we focused on non-necessities and moved out the board game collection and some of my wife’s currently unused teaching materials that she’s inherited from her days as a teacher’s assistant. Moving sucks but it felt great to be able to make some tangible progress today
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good for you. stack that cash bruv. |
I pissed some guy off at a bar last night. He kept awkwardly staring at me after I made a joke about kidnapping kids and selling them on the black market. He was like, "Yeah, you would actually do it, I can see it in your eyes." Okay Junkie.
I think he was actually mad because his wife was a little too touchy feely with my hair. Apparently I look like Post Malone but I'm cuter. He was being a douche to my friend that whole night too. My friend was like, "I'm super high." and he's like, "And what are doing with it, yeah that's what I thought, nothing." and my friend was like, "Well, I just got done playing pinball." and he was like, "Yeah, the highlight of your night." Man, highlight of your night was watching your wife fondle my head, you insecure meth midget. |
LF- your posts are getting more and more dope everyday
(That other post from today where you said I’m a good balance of smart and dumbass was also top shelf) |
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Lesson of the day: Homelessness and hoarding don't mix well
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I legit worry what will happen to all my comics if I ever end up on my ass. Like I'll have to figure out a rathole to stuff them all in that will be safe from the environment and then I'll sharpen a long stick to protect my hoard at all times.
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I never listen to my physical music collection anymore
I really need to get rid of it |
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Then I found a place to live, took the **** i actually cared about with me and ended up defaulting on the unit and letting them try their best to auction off the useless crap i left behind. #bumlife |
Yeh i'd imagine so
Was in a ****ty 30$ per month storage place in a desolate part of town. So I didn't get caught. |
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Do you at least read them?
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I had a decent sized CD collection from when I was younger. Sold them off for hardly a % of what I paid for them. There's no good solution.
If you have the room keep em for nostalgia. If you get thrown out on your ass then either way there's bigger things to worry about. |
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Big crazy wiring project starting today. We’re at a multi-building facility where all of the buildings are connected underground by this wacky tunnel system that was built during like the Cold War as a bomb shelter. The ethernet cabling has to go through the tunnel to a centralized switch. It is hot and creepy down in the tunnels and I have to duck to not hit my head on some of the pipes. Gonna be a long week
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Christ you’re ugly. You’re gonna scare the rats with that mug.
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Well you told me that my wife is hot once so I pulled that off at least
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