Be honest.

i just said that

did you meet her via a dubious email? This is probably a scam intended to trick you into helping her family move to America

And I was helping.

That won't work. She already knows I like black people.

We hooked up after meeting through a dating site. She's been a citizen for eight years and has siblings all over the world. I think she's legit. But....I'd rather move to Australia or something.

Moving to Kenya would be cool af

do you have any ambition to maybe be a poacher of endangered species of the Serengeti?

When I was a kid I always wanted to go to Pride Rock and hold up a baby lion high above my head.

Does elephant actually taste good?

no but if you eat their penis stewed with some basil and honey it turns you into an African sex God

Ant

Have you actually met this woman?

lol

That's cute

It is pretty weak sauce.

So you'd rather move to a white country.

Bro you date a woman who only calls you when the person she's actually dating isn't giving her any money.

That’s anti-abo.

Yep. We've been dating about a month.

Hey now, Bat would never be racist. He doesn't have a racist bone in his entire misshapen blob of a body.

You are desperate though.

It is shameful putting your mug out there.

Likes: Drunk teenagers

Is she black construction paper or whatever the libtard posse calls it now?

sure but also it's a bit more honest in a way.

Tbh I've not used it except when I was like 19 and was looking for nsa sex with married women

I have friends that swear by tinder though

She isn't Justin Trudeau if that's what you are implying.

Did you bang a few married broads?

Why do you always speak in code crypto?

Only 1 through that website at the time.

Then afterwards I felt guilty and I sent her an email saying why do you cheat in your husband, hoping she would say he beats me or something so I felt better.

She never spoke to me again.

The worst trait a person can have is being a habitual liar.

So you felt guilty and tried turning her into the villain?

**** a married woman and then get an extra jolly moralizing on her.

I respect that.

It wasn't even calculated. I actually had a sudden burst of morality. That was only the 3rd woman I slept with in my life.

You pretended that was what’s up to jolly up on a little extra domination

Going after married ass is all about degradation start to finish

Yeah really not the same. There's a difference between manipulation and anxiety.

I guess.. I always had a thing for older women at the time and for violating a marriage

But it dawned on me it was sorta ****ed afterwards. I was legit hoping she would give me a proper excuse to rationalize it. I was young and naive.

Now I don't particularly go for married women/girls with boyfriends but I do have a rationalization... Basically that their relationship is their responsibility. Unless I'm friends with the spouse.

If you're conflating being anxious and closemouthed with being a habitual liar then you're just being self-indulgent so you can hate yourself.

Anguish is the universal language.

I thought habitual lying was the universal language

I’m cool with that.

Goddamn man just own up to what you did

Christ

You ever have one who's spouse wanted to be in on it/watch?

*whose

*high five*

Thank you for your service.

Wasn't elph's dad in the military?

JS