Law school is a scam.

100 g in debt to be enslaved 70 hours a week at some firm in a grossly overcrowded job market

Why does this fakeass halfwit find the chick with the Slayer tattoo?

Because he goes out and meets people.

It's someone he's buying drugs from who he met in class.

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He met them in class. Being shoved into the same room as other people isn't the same as going out. I get shoved into the same room as people when I go to work.

Mental note: 60 more posts.

Bro you don't have to post the full link, just everything after "watch?v=".

I have a Slayer shirt though.

After you crashed her into a light pole and then paid for her medical bills? The bitch.

So do I. South of Heaven album cover, son.

What are you wearing?

South of Heaven is the bland Slayer album though. I mean assuming we don't count everything after Seasons in the Abyss.

I fail to see the dilemma

Sounds like you have a good opportunity and a lot of good reasons to jump onto another burning ship.

You sound like if I got a girlfriend and were so desperate to keep her that I'd accept any nonsense since at least I could tell people I had a girlfriend.

she's playing you bro

I had the same problem before minus the ignoring. I couldn't get a break from the relationship if I tried. It's a trap. Possessiveness is simple insecurity manifested as dominance. It's natural to want to **** other people.

https://static.designboom.com/wp-con...1/d83dde4c.png she's a troopa

If you get infatuated with someone you will tend to put up with more to try to make it work. It's not just being desperate to have a gf... It becomes getting fixated on this one girl

she really was though

Patrice was a truly lucky and talented man

Next time she pulls that ish tell her, "It's just I get horny".

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I'm just going based on what you said.

But yea Patrice's dating advice doesn't work for most of us but he's hilarious. I shant be letting you try to ruin any more of my favorite comics.

Now you got time to learn a skill :D

I think he's the de facto store manager which in my experience means he has time to find other people to do his job.

Or they're gonna be super chill but then start making friendly "suggestions".

Another brilliant addition to the Dollar Store Diaries.

Did someone finally ask if the SEGA was actually a dollar?

Do you get to jump for free though?

Hawt!!!

If you jump for free unofficially what can they do?

Favorite berry: Black

Favorite milk: chocolate

Favorite shape: ghost shape

Favorite puzzle: rubic’s cube

Favorite Trader: Joe

Favorite pan: serrated

Favorite cut: deep

Favorite day at school: show and tell

Favorite rest: nap

Spilled beer on my laptop and now my keyboard doesn't work. Chromebook, old friend, what would I do without you?

One Oreo or all his Oreos?

Boy u lyin. Give the man his cookies back.

Is this the black roommate that hangs the confederate flag?

If it was the Cookie Monster, you'd at least have a clue since they'd be all over whatever was directly below where his mouth was.

That’s ****ed up

My guess is whoever was really high at 3 AM.

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And that's why Hawk hates America