*penis envies*

She's not like other girls.

After being on this forum among you guys for years? Nah

Coincidence that all the broads who stick around on here are aspiring lesbians? I think not.

I'm an aspiring heterosexual tbh.

Aspiring? Dude...
Ah nvm Elph was faster

my cousin could out-d*ke you any day of the week bro bring it

LOL you should bring your cousin to this forum then

true. And strangely enough it also works the other way around.

Maybe you're just bad heterosexuals.

1) my cousin is too busy getting ripped to post online
2) she would beat you up
3) she and her wife are having a lesbian lab baby
4) I would never invite someone from irl to witness how I spend my internet time

my joke was just that ****ing a forgetful dog is also like feeding a woman.

But truth be told we all really know which one is better.

Oh I thought that you were saying that ****ing a dog is like feeding a forgetful woman.

No, that would be dumb.

Neither will throw up?

What would you say is the best way to analogize ****ing a dog?

nice

What kind of a sick question is that?

.. And this guy's a mod???

I'm just trying to be thorough.

yikes. That's what Sandusky said about the team showers.

Why can’t you keep this **** off the mht?

It's part of his mental health issue.

**** you, bitch.

That’s airtight lol

I agree.

Never ****ing posts but bursts right out from under my bed the actual second he's mentioned.

Thank you for posting it here instead

I can improve but I'll still give you the finger while doing it.

I thought we were calling it the tuna can?

Dude wut... **** you I guess.

I went to a Christmas party last night and I got really drunk and I think I upset my niece last night but I didn't know what I did then I hit me. It's because her boyfriend that I kept calling Ben Shapiro because he looks a lot like Ben Shapiro. He hardly talks, he's been there for the last three years or so, and I ask him if he wants to try some of this Cutthroat I was drinking. He says no and they tell me he's only 20 so he can't. Then I look him straight in the eye and go on this rant about how it's weird that they say he's old enough to join the army to kill tons of people and potentially get killed and deal with years of PTSD after watching all of these people he built connections with just get obliterated into human chunks of meat right before his eyes but he's not old enough to get drunk. I totally forgot that he's going to be deployed soon. Just hit me after I got sober.

Completely insensitive but for some reason I don't feel like an *******.

You shoulda guilt tripped him for getting suckered into being a government killing machine.

Maybe it's because you shattered a social convention but it's a social convention that you have no belief in. Social conventions are powerful and have strangleholds on populations but that doesn't mean you have to care. People care about dumb ****.

Oof lmao

That and drug addiction runs pretty hard in my family. Her brother was just put in rehab.

Hilariously enough my sister with her camera taking pictures to send to him decided it was a good idea to get a picture of me filling up a glass with beer because Frownland is 100% right about beer tasting better in a glass. I don't know why, but it does.

Edit: I'm never doing that **** sober again, though.

one of the symptoms of mental illness is off topic posts

Now don't you have egg on your face

maybe you just creeped him out as an older dreadlocked white man trying to get a minor drunk

No, I don't look my age. Plus, I said much much worse.

Edit: Oh, and he's 20.

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