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ThePhanastasio · 02-05-2012, 11:34 PM

Watched the Superbowl with my mother and sister - who have to be the least knowledgeable people about football ever.

Last time I watched football with my mother was the Patriots / Broncos playoff game. To illustrate my point about her knowing less about football than your average non-football fan:

*I return to the room from the restroom*
MOM: You missed it! Tebow just rushed for 8...uh...somethings.
*Long pause*
ME: Do you mean, yards?
MOM: Oh! Yeah! I meant yards!

There is not enough time to teach her football things, so I hoped that nothing too confusing would happen in the Superbowl to cause her to ask ridiculous questions of me. Of course there had to be a goddamn safety in the first half.

She still has no idea what that means, and kept asking if EVERYTHING that involved the end zone in any way, shape, or form was a safety.

My little sister just kept telling me that unlike her classmates, she didn't think Tom Brady was that hot. And that Wes Welker looks like a pedophile. So she was for the Giants on the basis that Brady isn't hot enough and Welker has a molestache.

PoorOldPo · 02-06-2012, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

That's awesome, it must have been a real, gritty hug seeing as there was someone there in the timeslot of your hug to snap a pic.

It was pretty intense man.

**Janszoon** · 02-06-2012, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

Watched the Superbowl with my mother and sister - who have to be the least knowledgeable people about football ever.

Last time I watched football with my mother was the Patriots / Broncos playoff game. To illustrate my point about her knowing less about football than your average non-football fan:

*I return to the room from the restroom*
MOM: You missed it! Tebow just rushed for 8...uh...somethings.
*Long pause*
ME: Do you mean, yards?
MOM: Oh! Yeah! I meant yards!

There is not enough time to teach her football things, so I hoped that nothing too confusing would happen in the Superbowl to cause her to ask ridiculous questions of me. Of course there had to be a goddamn safety in the first half.

She still has no idea what that means, and kept asking if EVERYTHING that involved the end zone in any way, shape, or form was a safety.

Haha, that sounds like me! Except I usually just ignore the game instead of asking questions about it.

Howard the Duck · 02-06-2012, 05:35 AM

was on a shopping trip with my fiancee

mostly just ate, and bought a guide for our upcoming Taipei trip

i had an anxiety attack as well

but it got better - it was a first time without meds

Unknown Soldier · 02-06-2012, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck

was on a shopping trip with my fiancee

mostly just ate, and bought a guide for our upcoming Taipei trip

i had an anxiety attack as well

but it got better - it was a first time without meds

You need meds to go shopping?

Howard the Duck · 02-06-2012, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier

You need meds to go shopping?

i take my emergency meds everywhere, man

dunno when the next anxiety attack's gonna take place

crukster · 02-06-2012, 03:35 PM

My Dad told me something pretty cool to help with my anxiety. Think of life and all the stuff people do like a computer program. They just do what they've got to do, like media player plays music etc and turns off when it's done. You don't see them anymore.

Basically the matrix, but he could have written the matrix if you ask me

Unknown Soldier · 02-06-2012, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by crukster

My Dad told me something pretty cool to help with my anxiety. Think of life and all the stuff people do like a computer program. They just do what they've got to do, like media player plays music etc and turns off when it's done. You don't see them anymore.

Basically the matrix, but he could have written the matrix if you ask me

Tis a pity that human beings aren't computers.

crukster · 02-06-2012, 03:39 PM

Naah Human Beings invented computers man we're their superiors and they shouldn't forget that.

Unknown Soldier · 02-06-2012, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by crukster

Naah Human Beings invented computers man we're their superiors and they shouldn't forget that.

Pity that we don't remember as well as they do.

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ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	Watched the Superbowl with my mother and sister - who have to be the least knowledgeable people about football ever. Last time I watched football with my mother was the Patriots / Broncos playoff game. To illustrate my point about her knowing less about football than your average non-football fan: I return to the room from the restroom MOM: You missed it! Tebow just rushed for 8...uh...somethings. Long pause ME: Do you mean, yards? MOM: Oh! Yeah! I meant yards! There is not enough time to teach her football things, so I hoped that nothing too confusing would happen in the Superbowl to cause her to ask ridiculous questions of me. Of course there had to be a goddamn safety in the first half. She still has no idea what that means, and kept asking if EVERYTHING that involved the end zone in any way, shape, or form was a safety. My little sister just kept telling me that unlike her classmates, she didn't think Tom Brady was that hot. And that Wes Welker looks like a pedophile. So she was for the Giants on the basis that Brady isn't hot enough and Welker has a molestache. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

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crukster Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 181	My Dad told me something pretty cool to help with my anxiety. Think of life and all the stuff people do like a computer program. They just do what they've got to do, like media player plays music etc and turns off when it's done. You don't see them anymore. Basically the matrix, but he could have written the matrix if you ask me

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crukster Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 181	Naah Human Beings invented computers man we're their superiors and they shouldn't forget that.