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Neapolitan 07-01-2016 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715938)
The weirdest revelation I've had about almost being thirty is that girls I would have been attracted to five years ago I now find myself treating like annoying little sisters, and I don't know if that's weird. I like to think of it as a defense mechanism so I don't end up as a creepy old man.

I think the reverse happens, when you treat them like "annoying little sisters" I'm sure they think of you as their annoying, creepy uncle, so I think you failed with you defense mechanism. You should flirt with them more ... like alot. They won't know what to think you and leave you alone.

The Batlord 07-01-2016 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1715973)
I think the reverse happens, when you treat them like "annoying little sisters" I'm sure they think of you as their annoying, creepy uncle, so I think you failed with you defense mechanism. You should flirt with them more ... like alot. They won't know what to think you and leave you alone.

Nah, annoying creepy uncle is what I aspire to. My annoying creepy uncles made me the man I am today after all.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 07-01-2016 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715979)
Nah, annoying creepy uncle is what I aspire to. My annoying creepy uncles made me the man I am today after all.

So that's how the molestee becomes the molester.

The Batlord 07-01-2016 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1715981)
So that's how the molestee becomes the molester.

And one day... you'll diddle your nephews too.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 07-01-2016 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715982)
And one day... you'll diddle your nephews too.

One can only hope.

Chula Vista 07-01-2016 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715979)
Nah, annoying creepy uncle is what I aspire to. My annoying creepy uncles made me the man I am today after all.

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djchameleon 07-02-2016 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1715822)
Why wife swap? Just bang the chick you're with, and if you're bored, trade her in for a new model. Fewer people end up poisoned that way.

People wife swap because they still love their wife but want to add some excitement to their sex life. You can wife swap and not want to trade your wife in for a new model. Shame on you.

Chula Vista 07-02-2016 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1716023)
People wife swap because they still love their wife but want to add some excitement to their sex life. You can wife swap and not want to trade your wife in for a new model. Shame on you.

OK, here goes.

20 years ago. Our best friends. We hung out together all the time. Ate together. Went to concerts together. Did drugs together. Got ****faced drunk and trashed together. One night we just happened to have sex with our partners in the same room together. Lights were off but the noises told the whole story - that was the turning point, the cat was let out of the bag.

There was never any intercourse. No ****ing. Not even any kissing. It was all foreplay stuff.

That being said, holy ****ing Christ!!!!

kibbeh 07-02-2016 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1715983)
One can only hope.

until then you can molest me anytime <3 <3

Justthefacts 07-02-2016 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1716063)
until then you can molest me anytime <3 <3

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