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Old 10-15-2018, 01:55 PM   #56001 (permalink)
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Today my retarded co-worker found a used condom on the floor of my boss's car and proceeded to tell the entire store. I love that dunderhead sometimes.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-15-2018, 02:25 PM   #56002 (permalink)
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I was starving when I woke up so I rushed to work. I fixed myself steak and eggs. Three eggs scrambled with blue cheese, garlic, and stewed tomatoes and a strip of rib eye (about 8 oz). One of the chefs baked fresh bread and it may have been the best bread I’ve ever eaten. I listened to Bauhaus - it had really been too long - such a great band. Besides the ****ing heat coming back I had a great die. I mean day.
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:19 PM   #56003 (permalink)
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Today my retarded co-worker found a used condom on the floor of my boss's car and proceeded to tell the entire store. I love that dunderhead sometimes.
congrats on your boss getting laid but mans gotta clean up
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:24 PM   #56004 (permalink)
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congrats on your boss getting laid but mans gotta clean up
Dude, he's dirty as ****. The kinda guy who occasionally makes sandwiches for actual customers without gloves cause he can't be bothered. Even I tend not to do that.
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:31 PM   #56005 (permalink)
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I used to work with a dude who boiled condoms and reused them
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:36 PM   #56006 (permalink)
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Aren't they not particularly expensive? I guess that reduces your carbon footprint but damn.
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:39 PM   #56007 (permalink)
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I used to work with a dude who boiled condoms and reused them
ummm I'm sorry what?
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:40 PM   #56008 (permalink)
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And wouldn't that damage the condoms?
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:46 PM   #56009 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2018, 04:52 PM   #56010 (permalink)
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