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Old 04-17-2020, 04:34 AM   #68331 (permalink)
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They’ll all meet in church and catch it. They’re fat and the nearest hospital is 100 miles away. They weren’t educated so they can’t read so they go to Walmart for entertainment. The ones that don’t die will have pulmonary and neurological disorders and they’ll blame Asians and “libtards” and finally their fat inbred kids will plant little flags on their graves until the insecticides and poisoned water and their oxy and meth cuts their lives even shorter. Because freedom!

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Old 04-17-2020, 05:05 AM   #68332 (permalink)
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Did you hear that?

That boom?

You just broke the annoying barrier.

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Old 04-17-2020, 05:08 AM   #68333 (permalink)
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I don't know if happened to noticed but these here United States are on lock down. I think the proper salutation in these times of uncertainty would be "Good Luck in there."

Good luck in there Plankton!
You don't need luck when you're inside, unless you're Frank Drebin.
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Old 04-17-2020, 05:58 AM   #68334 (permalink)
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dude I dont buy nothing I just go to see and talk to her LOL

I go to wal mart all the time and not buy ****

being a single guy with no kids ….u kinda live a different lifestyle then a guy that is married with 2 kids ...just saying
lol @ "different lifestyle"

Dude is making window shopping at Walmart sound like a night on the town.
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Old 04-17-2020, 07:52 AM   #68335 (permalink)
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Today is international bat appreciation day.
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Old 04-17-2020, 08:46 AM   #68336 (permalink)
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Today is international bat appreciation day.
This post should be moved to the covid thread
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Old 04-17-2020, 08:55 AM   #68337 (permalink)
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The fact that such a day exists is one of the many reasons God is reigning down his terror on us.
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Old 04-17-2020, 09:00 AM   #68338 (permalink)
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The fact that such a day exists is one of the many reasons God is reigning down his terror on us.
Nah, Bats are awesome. It's humans that suck.
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Old 04-17-2020, 09:52 AM   #68339 (permalink)
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One of the reasons humans suck is they would waste their time dedicating a day to appreciating bats.
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Old 04-17-2020, 10:00 AM   #68340 (permalink)
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Say what you will about bats, but this forum wouldn't be the same without him.
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