Your Day

The Batlord · 01-31-2020, 09:19 AM

And the true maroons who browse the scratchers and see a brand spankin' new one and just have to have it and a 15 and a 32 as well please. ****, bitch, I'm just trying to buy my cigs and my beer and you're wasting my time buying stupid ****.

**Exo** · 01-31-2020, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I just hate people buying/redeeming lottery tickets. **** takes ****ing forever.

Last week I was in line to buy coffee behind maybe three other people. Normal transactions but halfway through the third transaction, some dude who was obviously there to buy/redeem lottery tickets walks in and stands next to the register. The third transaction finishes and he looks at me and is like "Go ahead man." I didn't feel like being confrontational so I just said thanks but did this mother****er really just come in and act like he was doing ME a favor by letting me check out even though I was in line? These f*cking people are in their own world 99% of the time.

**Frownland** · 01-31-2020, 10:01 AM

I won $75 on a scratcher a couple of weeks ago

Plankton · 01-31-2020, 10:08 AM

Yup. People suck.

Unrelated:
Yesterday, I went to turn my vehicle on and there was a message saying my parking brake needed to be serviced and it shut off immediately. So, I set it, then released it and started it up. Then, another message saying my transmission was needing to be serviced came on and this triggered the engine light to come on. So, now I'm all ****ed up but I need to get to putting leagues, so I just say **** it and drive home with the engine light on to pick up my PA. I get home, do my usual routine and check the mail. In the mail was card informing me that my vehicle has a recall and needs to be serviced. Guess what needs to be serviced... the ****ing transmission. So, I call and make an appointment and I'm a little more calm about the whole thing and get in my vehicle to head to the venue. No light. Nothing. No messages. Nada. lol I'm like 2 years away from paying this thing off and I don't want another car payment, but I'll dump this ****ing thing in a hot second if one more thing goes wrong with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaEM4JYFPfw

OccultHawk · 01-31-2020, 10:11 AM

If you bought a batch of lotto tickets for a group and it turned out there was a winner would you split it honestly or just be like I won bitches?

I don’t trust anyone to share their winnings in those big pot things. I mean all that money goes into YOUR account and then you’re supposed to shave off everybody’s share... puhleeze

And if someone I knew bought the ticket with my money and it won I’d be on their ass not trusting them one iota not letting them out of sight camping out on their lawn and they’d resent it so bad

How can that **** work with people being the pieces of **** that we are?

Plankton · 01-31-2020, 10:15 AM

Being honest keeps me from having to remember a bunch of ****.

Not playing lottery keeps me from being an *******.

Wait. No it doesn't.

WWWP · 01-31-2020, 10:51 AM

All I've ever won on a scratcher is a free scratcher.

~~jwb~~ · 01-31-2020, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfulness

Newport is a nice place, I go there sometimes.

Newport is a rich area. I lived in Pawtucket. More run down/post industrial type of area north of Providence. It was alright though. My friend still lives up there and grows weed. Apparently it's decriminalized now. Think he has a permit or whatever to grow it medicinally.

~~jwb~~ · 01-31-2020, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWWP

All I've ever won on a scratcher is a free scratcher.

tons of guys in the program play scratch offs and slot machines once they get out. From one addiction to another.

My coworker won like 2 grand on one of those ghetto corner store slot machines. More often they sink their money into it though. I don't have the gambling bug but if I did I wouldn't go for scratch offs and slots. The odds on this things are crap.

Mindfulness · 01-31-2020, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwb

Newport is a rich area. I lived in Pawtucket. More run down/post industrial type of area north of Providence. It was alright though. My friend still lives up there and grows weed. Apparently it's decriminalized now. Think he has a permit or whatever to grow it medicinally.

I agree that its the rich area, last time I was there we drove around rich neighborhoods looking at the landscape and house because they are so nice. Thats how it is in Connecticut with marijuana too

never been to Pawtucket but heard of the minor league baseball team there though.

01-31-2020, 10:01 AM	#68433 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I won $75 on a scratcher a couple of weeks ago __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

01-31-2020, 10:08 AM	#68434 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Yup. People suck. Unrelated: Yesterday, I went to turn my vehicle on and there was a message saying my parking brake needed to be serviced and it shut off immediately. So, I set it, then released it and started it up. Then, another message saying my transmission was needing to be serviced came on and this triggered the engine light to come on. So, now I'm all **ed up but I need to get to putting leagues, so I just say it and drive home with the engine light on to pick up my PA. I get home, do my usual routine and check the mail. In the mail was card informing me that my vehicle has a recall and needs to be serviced. Guess what needs to be serviced... the ing transmission. So, I call and make an appointment and I'm a little more calm about the whole thing and get in my vehicle to head to the venue. No light. Nothing. No messages. Nada. lol I'm like 2 years away from paying this thing off and I don't want another car payment, but I'll dump this **ing thing in a hot second if one more thing goes wrong with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaEM4JYFPfw __________________ See location...

01-31-2020, 10:11 AM	#68435 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	If you bought a batch of lotto tickets for a group and it turned out there was a winner would you split it honestly or just be like I won bitches? I don’t trust anyone to share their winnings in those big pot things. I mean all that money goes into YOUR account and then you’re supposed to shave off everybody’s share... puhleeze And if someone I knew bought the ticket with my money and it won I’d be on their ass not trusting them one iota not letting them out of sight camping out on their lawn and they’d resent it so bad How can that ** work with people being the pieces of ** that we are? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

01-31-2020, 10:15 AM	#68436 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Being honest keeps me from having to remember a bunch of **. Not playing lottery keeps me from being an *****. Wait. No it doesn't. __________________ See location...