He'll be thanking you I'm sure, Jesus doesn't feel half as nice as a vagina http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

I hate to follow the same pattern as Raine.......but I just got back from some of the best sex of my life. Yay for me!

Oh, but I have a full day of classes to look forward to tomorrow dammit.

i love class. but i gets to cut and colour hair all day.

I like my classes but I'm on campus from 10 in the morning wil 10 at night. I'm never scheduling classes like that EVER AGAIN.

I have vacation for a week. And I'm bored already. ><'

well, maybe Hell wont be that bad.

?

Which religion did he have? It might be contagious!

I'm guessing the virginity loss means that he's of a more appropriate age though?

Would have said they were pretty similar actually, as I'd always thought Jesus was either a twat or a pussy. (ducks for cover)

hey, watch your mouth, thats quite offensive.

Well, I've made my anti-religious joke for the day, so I'm happy.

ok, just dont turn into another hiu:laughing:

I don't think I could ever develop an arsenal of racial slurs thorough enough to compete with Hiu.

it would be worth a shot though:laughing:

Hey, being racist and anti-religious aren't the same!

My day was as boring as hell. School sucks.

All I can think about is the 3 day party which is only 1 week away...

You should live your life in the moment, it's better.

i just got back from shopping at kohls
i hate shopping with a passion
but i did get some nice stuff
so im happy :)

Well today I have had a transformation, all because of a dream I had which involved being a rockstar and creating the BEST SONG IN THE WORLD EVER. can't remember the song though :( I have a vague outline of what it was, but I'm trying to remember the exact lyrics and whatever. But it was brilliant. I feel all creative and brilliant for the day, and feel like I'm even closer to achieving my dream (via a dream, ironic)

It's given me confidence in my abilities now. Something which I didn't really have before.

my goal for today is to get into a fight. anyone, anyplace, i dont really care. i just gotta get it out of my system. its been way too long since ive punched anyone.

the pick of destiny trailer?

anyways i spent all day listening to the exploited, and dopesmoker by sleep

A fine plan for the day, let us know how it pans out.

tests for graduation...... then i have to apply for culinary courses and stay in 4 classes a semeter for a peel gran for 6 months... plus gett a job..

well i tried my best but no one wanted to throw down today. they were all like "chill out. we're all friends here.".....pfft.....buncha losers. i threw this one dude's books and folders in the floor and spit on him when he told me to go f*ck myself, but he just picked it all up and walked off. god im an asshole.

I'm going to see the Melvins soon. I'm psyched. They're gonna ****in' kick ass.

I went to the red hot chili peppers and the mars volta concert last night.
I left half way into RHCP's performance.
drank a little, sobered up, got some action in, played som baseball, i went to school and left pretty early and now i'm here . . and working on a lab

i ran about 3 miles, worked out, then practiced some martial arts. ive got an ethics test tonight, so i should only have to be in class for like 15 minutes then i get to leave when im finished (yay!), probably gonna watch wrestling tonight then chill wit da homies.

I felt like I wasted the day. I slept in until 1pm, had to work at 1:30, worked until 9:30, got something to eat, got laid, came home and emailed a recruiter to set up an appointment to enroll me in some Air Force Reserve Officers Training Corps classes. I think I'm gonna sign my life over to the Air Force on thursday, wish me luck!

^great idea, more people should serve

You'll be the one laughing when you are retired at 40, have travelled the world and are drawing a sweet pension

^Exactly, and ROTC pays for college. Its all win-win baby!

i finally got my ipod today
im probably the last kid on earth to get one
the iriver i had before was a piece of crap

irivers kick ipod ass

im actually shopping for an mp3 player. any suggestions?

Archos, mine is the best thing I've ever bought. I got a 20 gig "Gmini xs202" or something, its tiny, and so damn reliable. Was so cheap compared to those bastard Ipods aswell.

it depends on what you want really

thnx. ill check 'em out.

i would love one that views photos and movies as well as mp3's, but im not looking to spend over $200-$250.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...lance&n=560798
Does photos but not movies...I have this. ^
No complaints so far. :)

It's best feature, is that its WMP friendly. Just a quick transfer and away you go.

Archos' are amazing, and just up that raod. My friend's have them, and you can watch movies, listen to music.. 100GB of space,and I don't think they cost that much. I can't remember what the actual model is though.

I've never really been able to work out the appeal of watching movies on a 2 inch screen.
Plus I don`t think i`ve ever wanted to see one so bad I couldn`t wait till I got home.

http://www.archos.com/products/video...global&lang=en

that's what I'm talking about

not when its a cheap ass refurbished one that goes dead after 15 minutes