How can I be ignorant of something I've yet to hear yet?

Looks like you're ignorant of the meaning of the word ignorant as well.

ig·no·rant
ˈiɡnərənt/
adjective
lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated.

*nudge nudge, wink wink*

You fat bastard! I wanna work for any company that has "Wild Bill" in its name.

Found a job. Yay.

I think you need to take your Razadyne, Chula.

EDIT: Let's hope that all of these job findings are contagious, I've been looking for too long.

Already took my Zoloft. I'm good. Also just entered a $52.6K purchase order. Looks like I'll have a job for another couple of months.

Have you already forgotten what Razadyne helps you with?

I'm sorry. What did you say?

Where was it hiding?

I've been getting ready for a trip to upper eastern Michigan where I'll be playing in a bi-annual concert for a festival. Tons of camping gear, guitars, amps, and my little dirt bike (lots of trails to ride) are going with me in the rental truck (I don't wanna put too many miles on my vehicle since it has 178,000 already). I just have to fix the rear break shoes on the dirt bike, since they slipped when the yahoo down at the local shop put a new nobby on and didn't line things up correctly. There's even a disc golf course close to where I'll be camped, plus I'm bringing my portable basket. Can't wait!

Just a man and his guitar... and his dirt bike... and a bunch of other stuff.

I'm on day 4 of a 10 day cleanse. By this time next week, I'll have the squeaky-cleanest set of intestines on this site. Y'all jealous??

I am.

I'm incredibly jealous that you're being duped into the cleanse craze.

***dirty old man slinks away without making an obvious joke.....***

I take care of myself. I don't give a **** whether or not it's a trend.

Then why are you using grossly ineffective methods to get healthy?

I find it hard to fap to this.

This isn't my only method. I take a holistic approach that uses western interventions when necessary. Integrative medicine trumps all.

... Apparently distinguishing you from Chula.

Like I said, I'm so jealous that you've been duped. Must be great spending money on things that don't work.

Jokes on you. My MD recommended I do it after that cycle of antinflammatories I just went through. But you're probably right.. I should probably be taking my medical advice, instead, from some smart-ass armchair-diagnostic. Are you even legally allowed to consume alcohol yet?

I call bullshit, Mrs. Defensive.

Leave her alone.


You bully.

I'm respectful.

I can't help suspecting that she's lying.

Your opinions don't alter my reality. Think whatever makes you feel superior, while I enjoy my enlarged bowel movements. Everybody wins.

You're pulling a mordwyr again

Not true, I've not reported a single post.

Pretty much an Englisn muffin.

Right, because no one with a doctorate would ever dare to disagree with Frownland. Don't worry, he's probably the one in the wrong.

I still do not believe you. Also, doctors are not infallible, especially if they're admittedly supportive of utilizing complementary medicine. Adding alternative medicine to evidence based medicine only succeeds in making it seem like the alternative medicine works since it takes the credit of using the fact based treatment alone.

I can live with that.

I believe you. I believe in you. Fly butterfly, fly.

lol irony

My proboscis shall prove the succubus of your garden milkweed.

Yes.

I'm gonna be working till 12 for the next three nights fml.

My last work day is two weeks from tomorrow.