Ki said he takes his cat for walks, I asked him if he picked up his cat's poop or just left it, Ki responded that his cat doesn't poop outside, and yeah. I just kept poking at him until he had a Ki fit and ****ed off, telling everybody that he would never come back to MB. I'm surprised he's stayed away this long.

What a jerk.

What the hell happened to Ki? He definitely wasn't this whiny when I first joined.

I have no idea but this last month has revealed the bitch within Ki.

I think I'm his Kryptonite. He just can't deal with my Master level trolling. But to be perfectly fair, who could deal with get roasted over cat poop?

ftfy

And that was quite possibly the greatest "last post" of any member ever. Sorry, Plank, but it was.

To be honest it was among the funniest things I've seen Bat do. That's saying something, he's pretty funny for a worthless piece of ****.

How do you get the chat log anyway? I was pretty wasted at the time and would like to actually remember it.

I just remember it off the top of my head. You started by asking him why he took his cat outside, ridiculing him for having a cat that only ****s inside, and then asking him if he leaves the poop there for his parents to step in. That led to the best part, which was what I posted for Tristan.

I wanna see this.

It was in plug so I think it's lost forever, but Ki hasn't been back for two or three days so clearly my troll game was on point.

He'll be back.

Eh, it wasn't that exciting. Basically, Batlord kept asking him if he picked up his cat's shit when he took it out for a walk, and then Ki posted something on MB that he asked the mods to delete, but they weren't fast enough in deleting it and Batlord joked that he was going to quote it, so Ki left and told us to not be surprised if he never came back. Then we laughed awkwardly and watched clips from Mortal Kombat.

That is not true. I did quote it. But Frownland had already responded to that post with a quote so there was no need for me to keep the quote.

Don't downplay it Ori, you know it was awesome.

But you missed the best part. Only Batlord and I will ever know the glory of Melvin the Magnificent.

Or his chick skinhead haircut.

:laughing:

Nah the best part was the cat poop.

You didn't see Highlander: The Animated Series.

You didn't see me boning your mother.

I did and I jerked off mightily to it.

same

No need to apologize. It was funny. I'm still laughing.

I spent the past hour or so looking at military careers with minimal physical demand. Military postal clerk has my name written all over it.

That's how I always assumed his name was pronounced. Did he have something different in mind?

I thought it was like pi.

3.14159265359?

No because it starts with 3 and that rhymes with Ki.

Fucking bead bitches. Buy something or go home.

You know what else starts with 3 and rhymes with Ki?

3Pp

Say it out loud.

lol

Participated in a big ol' march/anti-bigotry rally today. Lost my voice from yelling, but am enjoying the lingering adrenaline.

I'm avoiding taking part in those rallies.

Fool me once with the Wall Street protests but I won't get fooled again.

Plus, I don't like protests/marches.

I rather strategize and work on solutions.

People get all riled up in these marches then in a few days it dies down and they go back to everyday living like the fight is over.

damn, still have to wait a few hours for this Nintendo classic edition.store doesnt open up until 8am. and its only 530 :/ i do feel a sense of greatness after each dab. i have a lot of anxiety all day, so i smoke weed for that and it helps. i used to type over 3 pages a day of stuff i did throughout the day. since i moved here to ct, and been back to east coast life. i have not gotten better. :mjcry:
im listening to neil young right now, that heart of gold song is good. im still bummed about trump winning but i get over politics fast because.. i understand it. had people texting me "are you okay?" when bernie lost..lol. so trump winning, is a victory is the eyes of some bernie supporters because she def "rigged" that primary.
i have mindfulness over to the left under the avy because of the anxiety and just to remember to be mindful. which is:
mind·ful·ness
Alt-J is another band thats came along and been greatness. i saved the biggest nug of my tomandi strain, so when i come down from the dabs i can still have a 25% thc strain to switch into whatever i get next. started doing some art, havent did that in almost a year now too. im worried about christmas because, fuc, i didnt even go last year. and if i dont go this year, wha the fucs with me. im listening to arcade fire nwo, their song called normal person.
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Happy Veterans Day to all the vets and if there are any active duty members on the board. Thank you for your service and go out and get your free ****.

I will be hitting up Applebee's later tonight.

Last day in the tax office. Beginning my materials admin position Monday for a pretty big local metal stamping player.

Hello blue jeans, my old friend. We belong together.

Congrats!

'grats Carpe

Thanks buds. It's good to be back, I really have been slaving for the man the last year or so and it almost killed me.