Pissing in Bottles: Yea or Nay?

Aux-In · 12-20-2015, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dude, I work the sandwich board. I make all the whoppers.

Maybe it's best to continue to piss in bottles during my travels. This has been a revelation.

~~prisoner437x3y0~~ · 12-20-2015, 07:37 PM

I think I recall reading you were in the military or something like that (I like to pry, excuse me) they don't give you any financial assistance or job assistance?

You go to school? Why not try to get a job through the school?

I get bk is probably a chill job--i used to hit the gpen at the pizza place I worked at, but am honestly convinced you could do better without having to put in much effort. I'm a ****ing lazy SOB myself.

The Batlord · 12-20-2015, 07:45 PM

I was in military school. Big difference job-wise. And I flunked out due to crippling indifference, laziness, and a general malaise toward life in general. Like I said, I only just got my high school diploma earlier this year, so I've been a high school dropout for over a decade.

~~prisoner437x3y0~~ · 12-20-2015, 07:50 PM

Ah. Alright then. I know a little bit about how circumstances go.

As someone who's constantly been told "good luck" and hated it I'll say craigslist is your friend dude.

Mr. Charlie · 12-20-2015, 07:54 PM

What is craiglist? Dating site?

The Batlord · 12-20-2015, 07:56 PM

But I'm not looking for hookers or busted couches.

~~prisoner437x3y0~~ · 12-20-2015, 07:58 PM

prisoner's formula for getting a good job without being a great person:

step 1. make resume that stretches truth as far as possible.
step 2. go on craigslist employment page
step 3. email resume to every employer on employment page(does not matter what the job is)
step 4. wait and see
step 5. go to best interview offered.

grindy · 12-20-2015, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dude, I work the sandwich board. I make all the whoppers.

I'm 26 and I was out of work for 5-6 years and didn't have a high school diploma until about seven months ago. I'm the ultimate slacker.

Aren't you 29?

The Batlord · 12-20-2015, 08:23 PM

Oops. A rare mistype. Yes, I am 29.

DwnWthVwls · 12-20-2015, 10:22 PM

I pissed in a bottle once in the back of a boxtruck while we were stuck in traffic on the George Washington Bridge..

if we are talking about just being too lazy to get up and use the bathroom, I used to pee in the utility sink all the time when I have a room in the basement at 18.

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Entirely dependent on the situation	3	37.50%
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12-20-2015, 07:37 PM	#32 (permalink)
~~prisoner437x3y0~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 115	I think I recall reading you were in the military or something like that (I like to pry, excuse me) they don't give you any financial assistance or job assistance? You go to school? Why not try to get a job through the school? I get bk is probably a chill job--i used to hit the gpen at the pizza place I worked at, but am honestly convinced you could do better without having to put in much effort. I'm a ****ing lazy SOB myself.

12-20-2015, 07:50 PM	#34 (permalink)
~~prisoner437x3y0~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 115	Ah. Alright then. I know a little bit about how circumstances go. As someone who's constantly been told "good luck" and hated it I'll say craigslist is your friend dude.

12-20-2015, 07:54 PM	#35 (permalink)
Mr. Charlie Shoo Thoughts Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: These Mountains Posts: 2,308	What is craiglist? Dating site?

12-20-2015, 07:58 PM	#37 (permalink)
~~prisoner437x3y0~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 115	prisoner's formula for getting a good job without being a great person: step 1. make resume that stretches truth as far as possible. step 2. go on craigslist employment page step 3. email resume to every employer on employment page(does not matter what the job is) step 4. wait and see step 5. go to best interview offered.