What Will They Say About You When You're Gone?

OccultHawk · 06-01-2018, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

TH: A true Irishman. He couldn't reach bottom, but he raised hell with the sides. And yes, Chula went home with him.

Christ we’re inbred.

How sad is it that I 100% get that joke?

This is like 95% of my social life.

Somebody kill me.

Good joke though.

Trollheart · 06-01-2018, 07:34 PM

I refuse to have a tired old Chula anecdote trotted out at my funeral. That's it: I just won't die. Now look what you've all done. You only have yourselves to blame.

The Batlord · 06-01-2018, 08:07 PM

"Alas, poor Trollheart, he washed down an Ambien with a rum and coke and drove his Winnebago off a cliff while fast asleep."

OccultHawk · 06-01-2018, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

"Alas, poor Trollheart, he washed down an Ambien with a rum and coke and drove his Winnebago off a cliff while fast asleep."

Key · 06-01-2018, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

"Alas, poor Trollheart, he washed down an Ambien with a rum and coke and drove his Winnebago off a cliff while fast asleep."

This one's great. I love everybody's so far.

**Frownland** · 06-01-2018, 09:09 PM

Batlord's neighbours: "It used to be an alright house until they had to break down a wall to get some dead fat dude out."

The Batlord · 06-01-2018, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Batlord's neighbours: "It used to be an alright house until they had to break down a wall to get some dead fat dude out."

The Batlord · 06-01-2018, 09:16 PM

"And on the 10th anniversary of the IRS headquarters suicide bombing we consider the baffling manifesto left by the madman known only as [Merit]."

Blank. · 06-01-2018, 10:13 PM

"Poor Kiiii, he threw a bitch fit that was so massive that he had a heart attack and died, or he listened to too much Nightwish"

**Janszoon** · 06-01-2018, 10:17 PM

They’ll inform the police chief, who will breathe a sigh of relief.
He’ll say I was a malanderer, a badlander, and a thief.

06-01-2018, 07:34 PM	#22 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	I refuse to have a tired old Chula anecdote trotted out at my funeral. That's it: I just won't die. Now look what you've all done. You only have yourselves to blame. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

06-01-2018, 09:09 PM	#26 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Batlord's neighbours: "It used to be an alright house until they had to break down a wall to get some dead fat dude out." __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-01-2018, 10:17 PM	#30 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	They’ll inform the police chief, who will breathe a sigh of relief. He’ll say I was a malanderer, a badlander, and a thief. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

06-01-2018, 10:13 PM	#29 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,034	"Poor Kiiii, he threw a bitch fit that was so massive that he had a heart attack and died, or he listened to too much Nightwish"