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Old 06-01-2018, 07:53 PM   #21 (permalink)
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TH: A true Irishman. He couldn't reach bottom, but he raised hell with the sides. And yes, Chula went home with him.
Christ we’re inbred.

How sad is it that I 100% get that joke?

This is like 95% of my social life.

Somebody kill me.

Good joke though.
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Old 06-01-2018, 08:34 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I refuse to have a tired old Chula anecdote trotted out at my funeral. That's it: I just won't die. Now look what you've all done. You only have yourselves to blame.
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Old 06-01-2018, 09:07 PM   #23 (permalink)
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"Alas, poor Trollheart, he washed down an Ambien with a rum and coke and drove his Winnebago off a cliff while fast asleep."
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Old 06-01-2018, 09:27 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2018, 09:47 PM   #25 (permalink)
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"Alas, poor Trollheart, he washed down an Ambien with a rum and coke and drove his Winnebago off a cliff while fast asleep."
This one's great. I love everybody's so far.
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Old 06-01-2018, 10:09 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Batlord's neighbours: "It used to be an alright house until they had to break down a wall to get some dead fat dude out."
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Old 06-01-2018, 10:13 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2018, 10:16 PM   #28 (permalink)
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"And on the 10th anniversary of the IRS headquarters suicide bombing we consider the baffling manifesto left by the madman known only as [Merit]."
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Old 06-01-2018, 11:13 PM   #29 (permalink)
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"Poor Kiiii, he threw a bitch fit that was so massive that he had a heart attack and died, or he listened to too much Nightwish"
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They’ll inform the police chief, who will breathe a sigh of relief.
He’ll say I was a malanderer, a badlander, and a thief.
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