I'm weird for having never inserted my hand into my bum?

Yes.

Man if you never tried self-anal fisting then you don't know what you're missing.

Interesting.

Moving on from the topic of self-anal fisting, I just found out that my two favorite podcasts are back! I guess I was distracted by other things and thought my phone would keep me updated but guess not!

Nancy - American, headed by two queer Asians, covering all sorts of queer related topics (they alerted me to the fact that Bojack the Horseman had an asexual character, which is why I finally started watching it, it's great!)

Homo sapiens - British, with gorgeous posh accents, one of the hosts is Will Young who is probably not so familiar outside of the UK, I don't really like his music (apart from that one dancey album) but I discovered through this podcast that he is HI-LARIOUS!

On the asexual bent I know Jughead from Archie Comics is officially or at least nominally considered asexual in the modern comics. I'm curious if the TV show has him as asexual.

I've been struggling with asexual feelings since everything went to **** with that girl some of you know about (the married one). Haven't been interested in anyone or any physical relationship since then. Still down for some human touch and platonic cuddling with the cuties though.

I don't really see how that fits into the LGBT+ community though. Could just be my tendency to disassociate from anything other than my own individuality. I don't like labels (and before you bring up the vegan thing, stfu Batlord :D)

Shrug. I don't know about asexuality but if I can feel gay for a tequila evening then I don't see why you can't feel asexual for however long after a relationship that was complicated. I say a human relationship that ****ed with you is more affecting than half a bottle of tequila and a few Budweisers. What that has to do with asexuality as a long-term thing I don't know but I don't suppose it matters if you're where you are right now.

His orientation is Burger.

I think that's actually the point. He's not supposed to care about anything except eating and they're willing to be trans about it.