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Probably the best movie I've seen Jennifer Lopez in by a fairly wide margin.

Fuckin eh...Finally someone else who has seen Fubar...everytime I make a mention of it on here, never get any feedback.

LOL i love fubar my favourite line in that movie is "You know what this fckn says? this says tron funking blow wtf does that mean? If i have five words left and im about to expire and all i have left to says to curse tron im probably not gonna say tron funking blow

Turn up the good, turn down the suck.[/COLOR]

LMFAOOOO!!!! YES!!!!! i cant wait to see fubar 2 !

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Starring:

Danny Trujo
Steven Seagal
Jessica Alba
Jeff Fahey
Robert Deniro
Michelle Rodriguez
Cheech Marin
Don Johnson
Lindsay Lohan



OK, well... I'm not even sure to start with this movie. It all started with the fictional trailer to Grindhouse (2007), the into to Planet Terror. I mean, how can it be bad? Just look at that cast? And the director? One of the best of our time. Danny Trujo plays Machete, an ex-federale who is hired by a mysterious political type (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate the senator of Texas (Robert Deniro). He accepts the job and upon attempting to completing the task, it's discovered that he has been set-up. Machete's tale of revenge for the loss of his family and friends starts with his namesake, the machete. Machete wields the weapon of his name throughout the entire movie, using it quite liberally, much to the pleasure of the audience the movie will attract.

This movie does one integral thing right, it stays true to it's roots. The trailer = the movie. If you went into this movie wanting and/or expecting it to be just like the trailer, then you will be pleased. Rodriguez and crew do a great job preserving the cheesy action-oriented nature of the idea, and minus the choppy, cheap, error ridden Grindhouse film aging techniques; the film is verbatim from the trailer. All the scenes from the trailer are represented, and they do a GREAT job of filling in the gaps. Rodriguez did a wonderful job on this film, and I recommend seeing it if you're remotely interested in any of his previous works, or if you laughed at the trailer. ****, I would even recommend seeing it if you've laughed at Steven Seagal in the last 10 years.

Bottom Line, this movie will have you rolling on the floor laughing, and sitting on the edge of your seat most of the time. You couldn't ask someone to make a movie out of a two minute trailer any better than this.

8.5/10

i was unsure of this film. this sealed the deal, thanks!

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for me, it was very gripping. Excellent.

^ Is that the human trafficing in Paris movie?

I just saw The Patriot for the first time. I truly ridiculous film, I have no idea how they where able to fit so much America into so little time. Also the British must hate that movie, they pretty much portray them as snobby twits who hate black people and chain women and children in churches and burn them to death. Really surprised that movie was so popular.

All I remember from that film is some guy being decapitated by a cannonball and Mel Gibson running around like the madman that he is. I only saw it once.

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I just love this film!

has mel been in anything good? braveheart was trash.

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This fucking show was a pleasant surprise. I wasn't expecting it much at all to be honest, but it certainly delivered. Definitely a nice fun watch, for guys especially ;)

Speaking of Mel Gibson, I just watched this:

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Good movie, but it's a bit dated, and the acting was pretty stiff.

i have never understood the appeal of movies that have lots of sex appeal but little else. you may as well go all the way if you are in the mood. not sit through some crappy flick.

i forgot about this! i actually liked it. it was all downhill from there for mr shyamalan(SP).

Yeah, so I have heard. :(

I saw the trailer for that new movie that he wrote, Devil, a week and a half ago, and it looked pretty interesting. It'll likely bomb, but I still want to see it.

The first Shyamalan movie I saw was The Sixth Sense, which was excellent. I then watched The Village and Lady In The Water, but both were major disappointments. Never saw Signs but I'm guessing that it's an alright film.

I think Shyamalan has always been shit. Even his so called best film is rubbish. The Sixth Sense, how didn't Bruce Willis find it strange that the only person he was talking to was a little boy? Was that a normal occurrence for him?

I love Smiley Face

Mad Max, The Road Warrior, Gallipoli, The Bounty...So yeah, he's been in many good movies. The ones I mentioned are from earlier in his career. But many people like his Lethal Weapon movies and Braveheart.

Casper :love: haven't seen it since I was a child.

Yeah me too. Speaking of Anna Farris, I watched

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last night. Great fun when you're stoned. I predict many re-watches. (:

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

10/10, omg. Such a ridiculously entertaining film. And for once Michael Cera didn't seem to play the same character as he has in the past 4/5 films he's starred in. I loved the way they incorporated the video game aspect into the Universal music/image at the beginning <3

Also I spotted a Shins poster in his room at one point, kudos for that alone.

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Finally saw this after putting it off for so long. I thought this was really great. The twist was pretty predictable, but other than that I was really sucked into this movie and was thoroughly entertained the whole way through. 8.5/10

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Intense!

No Hotlinking sounds pretty intense, I can't wait for the sequel, Bandwidth Exceeded

Yes, it's fecking brilliant.

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A very nice surprise.

Team America: World Police. Funny movie, but I'll be damned if that isn't one of the most crude, profane movies I have ever seen. :p: I watched it with my 11-year old brother, which probably wasn't the best idea.

Haha, yeah it's not 11 year old friendly. I lol'd at the movie a lot.

Lol, I skipped thru a lot of the more profane parts, including that scene, and the whole "suck my c0ck" thing.

The first time I heard about this one, was when Jackhammer posted about it on here. I have to admit, I just felt the poster was a bit interesting (he posted another version), but nothing more. Some few days ago, when I read the horrible news of Satoshi Kon's death, I researched him and came across that film again. I hate it when I only know about a person just when they die.

Anyway, so I was reading about Paprika, and it turns out to be the film that inspired Ariadne's character (from Inception). So that pushed me to download it... and here I am.

A marvellous master-piece. Surrealism at its best.
This film just pushed itself into my top 10 movies of all times.

^I've been meaning to watch it for a long time. So it's that good? Then, I might see it pretty soon.

^I feel you'd like it. It's the kind of films that gets my imagination pumping again.

Good! That's what I need right now.

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Not sure how I feel about this yet. Not your usual crime biopic for sure but it felt very empty emotionally with nods to Kubrick of whom I feel exactly the same. It will need another viewing for sure.
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Now I am back on 'normal' time, I am getting back to watching trilogies over successive weekends so watched these over the last 2 Sundays. Can't go wrong on a Sunday afternoon with these can you?
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This popped up on cable this afternoon and I haven't seen this film for around 15 years and yes it's pretty awful but it seems to work on a lazy, wet and windy English afternoon.

^ Mannequin is awesome. Such a great novelty film.

Whaaaa...??? I had no idea! That's sad news...:(