Favourite Movie Quotes (country, nominated)

**Janszoon** · 12-19-2008, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

I dare'nt watch the sequel. I have to admit that I could'nt get into the book

I thought the book took forever to get going, but once it did: holy shit.

Piss Me Off · 12-20-2008, 04:58 AM

I STILL need to read the book, but the films in my top 10 easily.

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

PaperHurricanesAndPlanes · 12-20-2008, 05:41 AM

The Big Lebowski

Walter: Dude, dude, I think there's a hidden message here.
The Dude: Hidden message? Yeah there's a hidden message here, it's "Fuck you! Leave me the fuck alone!"

Jesus: Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

I'm Not There

(During a scene with Cate Blanchett playing Dylan)
Guy: He hits like a girl!

spark10036 · 12-20-2008, 07:39 AM

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.

kthedrummer · 12-20-2008, 08:10 AM

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna to work. Most of them just cheat on you."-Silent Bob-Clerks

"I haven't been f#cked like that since grade school."-Marla Singer-Fight Club

"Having a kid is great...as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking."-Sonny-Big Daddy

"Meet you in Malkovich in one hour."-Maxine-Being John Malkovich.

"Look at me, jerking off in the shower, it's the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here."-Lester Burnham-American Beauty.

Raust · 12-20-2008, 07:03 PM

"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?"

-Joel, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-

spark10036 · 12-20-2008, 07:33 PM

well this is not a great quote or anything, but it made me cry like a baby something about fathers and sons, it always gets to me..., it's from "Dear Frankie", a very nice little movie.WARNING:contains EXTREME spoilers, and if u haven't seen the film, see it and don't read this.It's worth it:

Frankie:"Ma and I had a bit of a shock last week.My da. my real da. he's been sick.I think he's been sick for a long time.Ma never said anything. but I just knew.And last week. he died.I think Ma's very sad inside.but Marie says time's a great healer.and Ma's not to worry anymore. 'cause she's still got me.Anyway. I've got to go now.My tea's ready.I hope it's not chips.I've had them three times this week.Maybe you'll come and see us one more time. Maybe next time your ship docks.Your friend. Frankie".

FaSho · 12-21-2008, 07:13 AM

Running with Scissors is a goldmine:

Augusten: According to Hope, Freud died of kitty Leukemia. According to me, Freud died of being trapped in a laundry basket for four days without food or water

Augusten: What just happened?
Neil: You think you're ***, right? That's what *** men do. Just wanted you to know what you're in for. Want a beer? Smoke?
Augusten: No.

Dr. Finch: Everyone! Come quickly! Wake up! Wake up! A miracle! A miracle! A miracle has occured!
Agnes Finch: What're you looking at?
Natalie: Dad's morning ****.
Dr. Finch: See? See how the duplicoil is breaking out of the surface of the water? Holy Father.
Agnes Finch: Doctor, let me draw you a nice bath.
Dr. Finch: Agnes, go get a shoehorn. A shoehorn, Agnes.
Hope: But what does it mean, Dad?
Dr. Finch: It means our financial situation is turning around. It means things are looking upward. Literally, the **** is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father.
[Augusten and Natalie try to hide their laughter]
Dr. Finch: No, no, no, no, children. No. Laugh. Laugh! God is... He is the funniest man in the universe. Agnes, I want you to carefully remove this, take it outside, and let it dry in the sun. We're starting a shrine, Agnes. A shrine. Hope, let's prepare.

Neil: "The Angry Nun" by Neil Bookman: "Bitch! Whore of Jesus! Dressed in black, you do not bleed, like a woman should bleed between the legs! But with your ruler, your crucifix of hatred, you strike my tender flesh! I bleed for you! Oh, mother." And then I-I ran out of ink.

Akira · 12-27-2008, 06:10 PM

jackhammer · 12-27-2008, 06:25 PM

Why does Pacino have to shout every line these days? The whole premise of The Godfather films was Pacinos' softly spoken demeanour. When he lost it, you really felt it.

12-20-2008, 04:58 AM	#32 (permalink)
Piss Me Off Moodswings n' Roundabouts Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: At the corner of Dude and Catastrophe Posts: 4,512	I STILL need to read the book, but the films in my top 10 easily. "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?" __________________ Last FM Rate Yr Music Muxtape

12-20-2008, 07:39 AM	#34 (permalink)
spark10036 locomotive power Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: too drunk to remember Posts: 518	Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy ** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ing trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude: Jesus. Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody **s with the Jesus. __________________ ...siempre es possible

12-20-2008, 08:10 AM	#35 (permalink)
kthedrummer King of the Idiots Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The free love freeway Posts: 262	"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna to work. Most of them just cheat on you."-Silent Bob-Clerks "I haven't been f#cked like that since grade school."-Marla Singer-Fight Club "Having a kid is great...as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking."-Sonny-Big Daddy "Meet you in Malkovich in one hour."-Maxine-Being John Malkovich. "Look at me, jerking off in the shower, it's the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here."-Lester Burnham-American Beauty. __________________ Your brain has the shell on it.

12-20-2008, 07:33 PM	#37 (permalink)
spark10036 locomotive power Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: too drunk to remember Posts: 518	well this is not a great quote or anything, but it made me cry like a baby something about fathers and sons, it always gets to me..., it's from "Dear Frankie", a very nice little movie.WARNING:contains EXTREME spoilers, and if u haven't seen the film, see it and don't read this.It's worth it: Frankie:"Ma and I had a bit of a shock last week.My da. my real da. he's been sick.I think he's been sick for a long time.Ma never said anything. but I just knew.And last week. he died.I think Ma's very sad inside.but Marie says time's a great healer.and Ma's not to worry anymore. 'cause she's still got me.Anyway. I've got to go now.My tea's ready.I hope it's not chips.I've had them three times this week.Maybe you'll come and see us one more time. Maybe next time your ship docks.Your friend. Frankie". __________________ ...siempre es possible

12-27-2008, 06:25 PM	#40 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Why does Pacino have to shout every line these days? The whole premise of The Godfather films was Pacinos' softly spoken demeanour. When he lost it, you really felt it. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

12-20-2008, 07:03 PM	#36 (permalink)
Raust Music Addict Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,411	"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?" -Joel, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-