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Antonio 04-13-2009 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Seltzer (Post 636629)
Think what you will of Tom Green, but I've always maintained that Freddy Got Fingered is a misunderstood film (3.7 rating on IMDB and slammed by critics).

It's not the type of comedy I tend to watch and I'm not sure why I like it, but I just do. Scenes like this are weird and idiotic but oddly hilarious at the same time.


hahahaha that scene is glorious

crash_override 04-13-2009 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Molecules (Post 636388)
talking about bad films is THRICE as fun as watching the bastards. I can't take it if I'm with other people, I get so embarrassed for humanity I have to leave rooms

CATWOMAN - I looked this up out of curiosity the other day and it really looks like the legends were true

clip (won't embed)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

A girl I was dating for a while was an extra in this movie. It is horrible.

also, anyone who can sit through either of these is a hero.


http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/pro...808.1020.A.jpg

http://www.zonadvd.com/imagenes/noti.../plan9_dvd.jpg

boo boo 04-13-2009 03:53 PM

What's with all the Freddy Got Fingered love? That movie was atrocious.

crash_override 04-13-2009 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 637088)
What's with all the Freddy Got Fingered love? That movie was atrocious.

I liked it. It is very funny, in an immature way. But hey, thats tom green for ya.

sweet_nothing 04-13-2009 03:59 PM

If you watch a movie called 'Freddy Got Fingered" and expect it to be good or at all intellectual, youre a moron. The same goes for any other movie, that's not supposed to be taken srsly, I mean did you actually expect a movie like "You Got Served" to be any good, no. These types of movies only appeal to a certain kind of people, not everyone.

SydMM 04-13-2009 08:14 PM

Funny Games. Sucked.

sweet_nothing 04-13-2009 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SydMM (Post 637315)
Funny Games. Sucked.

no....just no.

Soundspar 04-13-2009 09:01 PM

Meet the deedles

Cheese 04-13-2009 09:43 PM

Anything with Chuck Norris in it. It's the best way to fukc over a movie having him in it

Dr_Rez 04-13-2009 09:49 PM

MUST WATCH ENTIRE CLIP

333 04-13-2009 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sweet_nothing (Post 637316)
no....just no.

I concur. I love seeing your typically rich American family harassed ... And yeah, tortured, too (on film). Not to mention Naomi Watts is amazing.

LoathsomePete 04-13-2009 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 637407)
MUST WATCH ENTIRE CLIP

I cannot believe I watched all of that, I think I may have to pirate the movie and watch it fully.

sweet_nothing 04-13-2009 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 333 (Post 637432)
I concur. I love seeing your typically rich American family harassed ... And yeah, tortured, too (on film). Not to mention Naomi Watts is amazing.

Exactly I thought it had some really great acting.

crash_override 04-13-2009 10:57 PM


ElephantSack 04-14-2009 12:58 AM

http://www.fearscene.com/mib/darkness.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3373/...d167f7a5a1.jpg
like i need to tell you.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...ce/crybaby.jpg
http://www.impawards.com/1978/posters/grease.jpg

Metal Thrashing Mad 04-14-2009 01:16 AM

Personally i thought this was the worst thing i have ever watched never ewqtch films all that much but went ti the cinema with my girlfriend and was really disapointed with it likes :P

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/442...ansposterj.jpg

Antonio 04-14-2009 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Metal Thrashing Mad (Post 637545)
Personally i thought this was the worst thing i have ever watched never ewqtch films all that much but went ti the cinema with my girlfriend and was really disapointed with it likes :P

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/442...ansposterj.jpg

this is so much worse


http://geeksyndicate.files.wordpress...b-450x6661.jpg

Molecules 04-14-2009 02:23 AM

how could I forget this? In fact it easily qualifies as one of those 'so bad it's good' films, I've seen it twice. There are just too many nonsensical plot holes, terrible TERRIBLE lines, sh*t/hilarious music and shoddy action sequences to even begin to list. Think Top Gun with boats, but 50 times worse, and you're getting warm.
By the time you get to the ultra-camp golfing montage you start to suspect that the whole thing is maybe a joke... but I don't think it was

http://ruthlessreviews.com/80saction...navyseals1.jpg



a youtube search for the 'charlie sheen suspension bridge scene' came up with nothing :(, it's some of the most unintentionally hilarious male posturing committed to celluloid thus far, i'd argue

boo boo 04-14-2009 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack (Post 637538)

Dear god. I have a cousin who is obsessed with that movie just because he's a John Cena fan.

WWWP 04-14-2009 03:04 PM

Beer Drinkers in Space

One lonely night last summer I was browsing through the Instant Watch section on Netflix, and it was the very last icon on the very last page. I was bored, so I watched it. I can't even begin to tell you how fucking horrible it is, but I sat through the ENTIRE THING. Basically, there are three or four guys on a space mission to deliver beer to some planet or something, it was all recorded on a handheld video camera some 20 years ago and it was filmed in this guys living room. How it made to Netflix, or to any stage of production, is beyond me. It's not really one of those "it's so bad it's good" movies; after awhile it's just annoying as hell. I guess it did have it's moments, but mostly it was just shit.



This is the only clip I could find.

FaSho 04-14-2009 03:06 PM

^Looks hilarious!

Urban Hat€monger ? 04-14-2009 03:09 PM

http://www.floydmutrux.com/images/MulhollandFalls1.jpg

Got a free ticket to see this rubbish with about 10 other mates.
There was about 20 of us in the cinema, about an hour into it we were so bored of the film everybody in the cinema was ignoring it & were just chatting amongst each other & having popcorn fights.

Bulldog 04-14-2009 04:01 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_F_2xvc04me...400/poster.jpg
^ Dunno what spiked that critic's drink, 'cos this what comes to mind for me. Terrible acting, terrible effects, a script which was probably written by a 5 year-old over a bowl of corn flakes - awful, awful movie.

Molecules 04-14-2009 04:18 PM

maybe the original text was: ' 'One of the best horror movies I've seen this year'... is what I would be telling you if this wasn't a steaming pile of horseshit'

Thrice 04-15-2009 12:13 AM

Open water

Two Hours of people treading water...contradicts itself the whole movie.

Kung Pow

Bought a bunch of VHS about a year ago and this was in it, I have tried to watch it about 5 times thinking it will be good wwhen ****ed up on something, but no, It always sucks.

Schredds 04-15-2009 05:38 AM

Im too lazy to find a pic of the cover, but the movie 'Torque' was the worst movie I have seen, I couldnt even finish watching it, it stars Ice Cube and Fredro Starr, its about a street bike gang and it ****ing sucks, you almost get embarassed watching it cuz its so bad.

lucifer_sam 04-18-2009 10:37 PM

http://www.impawards.com/1993/poster...fused_ver2.jpg

christ i hate this movie so much. it has no discernable plot, no real conflict of any kind, it's boring and stupid as fuck. the humor is awful (if existent at all). how this ever got canonized as a "classic" i will never be able to tell, but i'm willing to be it has something to do with ten billion morons who all subside on weed.

fuck it, fuck Tommy Chong, and stoner movies in general. this is the absolute biggest piece of shit i've had to sit through.

boo boo 04-18-2009 10:42 PM

Jesus you have never seen a bad movie in your life.

Criticizing movies for a lack of plot or even conflcit is not a valid criticism, unless you want to write off a good margin of foreign and indie cinema. There's a lot of great films that don't have a real plot or even conflict.

I consider Dazed & Confused to be an excellent movie, and I'm not a stoner.

lucifer_sam 04-18-2009 10:51 PM

whoops, put it in the wrong thread. meant to be overrated, not worst of all time. now for that you actually have to go back to Cheech and Chong's crap.

i don't dislike the 'no-plot' thing that filmmakers do. i loved Clerks. i just didn't think there was anything in this movie that i found remotely appealing.

gunnels 04-18-2009 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrice (Post 638508)

Kung Pow

Bought a bunch of VHS about a year ago and this was in it, I have tried to watch it about 5 times thinking it will be good wwhen ****ed up on something, but no, It always sucks.

I like that movie. It's so cheesy and retarded it's funny.

sweet_nothing 04-18-2009 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 641444)
I like that movie. It's so cheesy and retarded it's funny.

Exactly! Its so dumb its funny.

Adonai 04-19-2009 12:49 AM

The Twilight. It failed horribly

FaSho 04-19-2009 07:00 PM

http://sisterrose.files.wordpress.co...0808221757.jpg
Failsville.
Stupid plot, stpid script, really stupid special effects. The only part that had an ymerit was when the subway crashed.

Kim1985 04-23-2009 05:13 AM

Hey Guys Sorry for interrupting but i loved the Movie Things and its really awesome so please it is not a worst movie

peterbaby7 04-24-2009 08:39 AM

Dragon Ball evolution. last time i watched so dissapointed

ChiliColdBlood 04-24-2009 09:31 AM

I defy anyone to watch this movie in its entirety:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...aL._SS500_.jpg

Same goes for this:

http://cinentusiasta.com/wp-content/...09/bobby-z.jpg

Fun fact - this movie is also known as The Death and Life of Bobby Z and Le'ts Kill Bobby Z.

someonecompletelyrandom 04-24-2009 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by FaSho (Post 642056)
http://sisterrose.files.wordpress.co...0808221757.jpg
Failsville.
Stupid plot, stpid script, really stupid special effects. The only part that had an ymerit was when the subway crashed.

What did you expect, it starred Nicholas Cage!

Molecules 04-25-2009 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiliColdBlood (Post 645849)
I defy anyone to watch this movie in its entirety:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...aL._SS500_.jpg

:rofl:

someone should have told them that imagery is very homoerotic indeed.

bullsh*t, NEVER let rappers act. If you added someone like Sean William Scott to the mix as the comic foil, a movie like that could be worse than having a car battery hooked up to your testicles.

MC exceptions are Mos Def or Coolio in Dracula 3000. word

Janszoon 04-25-2009 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonace (Post 646251)
What did you expect, it starred Nicholas Cage!

I think he's actually a pretty good actor but I agree he's been in a lot of crap, especially more recently.

Guybrush 04-25-2009 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam (Post 636366)
i love David Bowie to death but there was no excuse for this:

http://www.mark-murray.org/wp-conten...c10120884.jpeg

think Wizard of Oz meets Cats meets a bum on the street who offered to write the screenplay. ugh.

What? Are you kidding me? That was one of my favourite movies when I was a kid. I loved it .. I need to watch it again. :D

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Originally Posted by Thrice (Post 638508)
Kung Pow

Bought a bunch of VHS about a year ago and this was in it, I have tried to watch it about 5 times thinking it will be good wwhen ****ed up on something, but no, It always sucks.

To me, Kung Pow is also a classic. I thought anyone with a sense of humour would find it funny. Granted, it starts off a bit boring, but when the horribly dubbed old films get mixed in, I think it's funny.




http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...a/Piranha2.jpg

Piranha 2 is a movie that drags on and on .. when something finally happens, it has flying piranhas killing people. Not as much fun as it might sound, though.


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