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What's with all the Freddy Got Fingered love? That movie was atrocious.
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If you watch a movie called 'Freddy Got Fingered" and expect it to be good or at all intellectual, youre a moron. The same goes for any other movie, that's not supposed to be taken srsly, I mean did you actually expect a movie like "You Got Served" to be any good, no. These types of movies only appeal to a certain kind of people, not everyone.
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Funny Games. Sucked.
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Anything with Chuck Norris in it. It's the best way to fukc over a movie having him in it
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Personally i thought this was the worst thing i have ever watched never ewqtch films all that much but went ti the cinema with my girlfriend and was really disapointed with it likes :P
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how could I forget this? In fact it easily qualifies as one of those 'so bad it's good' films, I've seen it twice. There are just too many nonsensical plot holes, terrible TERRIBLE lines, sh*t/hilarious music and shoddy action sequences to even begin to list. Think Top Gun with boats, but 50 times worse, and you're getting warm.
By the time you get to the ultra-camp golfing montage you start to suspect that the whole thing is maybe a joke... but I don't think it was http://ruthlessreviews.com/80saction...navyseals1.jpg a youtube search for the 'charlie sheen suspension bridge scene' came up with nothing :(, it's some of the most unintentionally hilarious male posturing committed to celluloid thus far, i'd argue |
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Beer Drinkers in Space
One lonely night last summer I was browsing through the Instant Watch section on Netflix, and it was the very last icon on the very last page. I was bored, so I watched it. I can't even begin to tell you how fucking horrible it is, but I sat through the ENTIRE THING. Basically, there are three or four guys on a space mission to deliver beer to some planet or something, it was all recorded on a handheld video camera some 20 years ago and it was filmed in this guys living room. How it made to Netflix, or to any stage of production, is beyond me. It's not really one of those "it's so bad it's good" movies; after awhile it's just annoying as hell. I guess it did have it's moments, but mostly it was just shit. This is the only clip I could find. |
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Got a free ticket to see this rubbish with about 10 other mates. There was about 20 of us in the cinema, about an hour into it we were so bored of the film everybody in the cinema was ignoring it & were just chatting amongst each other & having popcorn fights. |
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^ Dunno what spiked that critic's drink, 'cos this what comes to mind for me. Terrible acting, terrible effects, a script which was probably written by a 5 year-old over a bowl of corn flakes - awful, awful movie. |
maybe the original text was: ' 'One of the best horror movies I've seen this year'... is what I would be telling you if this wasn't a steaming pile of horseshit'
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Open water
Two Hours of people treading water...contradicts itself the whole movie. Kung Pow Bought a bunch of VHS about a year ago and this was in it, I have tried to watch it about 5 times thinking it will be good wwhen ****ed up on something, but no, It always sucks. |
Im too lazy to find a pic of the cover, but the movie 'Torque' was the worst movie I have seen, I couldnt even finish watching it, it stars Ice Cube and Fredro Starr, its about a street bike gang and it ****ing sucks, you almost get embarassed watching it cuz its so bad.
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christ i hate this movie so much. it has no discernable plot, no real conflict of any kind, it's boring and stupid as fuck. the humor is awful (if existent at all). how this ever got canonized as a "classic" i will never be able to tell, but i'm willing to be it has something to do with ten billion morons who all subside on weed. fuck it, fuck Tommy Chong, and stoner movies in general. this is the absolute biggest piece of shit i've had to sit through. |
Jesus you have never seen a bad movie in your life.
Criticizing movies for a lack of plot or even conflcit is not a valid criticism, unless you want to write off a good margin of foreign and indie cinema. There's a lot of great films that don't have a real plot or even conflict. I consider Dazed & Confused to be an excellent movie, and I'm not a stoner. |
whoops, put it in the wrong thread. meant to be overrated, not worst of all time. now for that you actually have to go back to Cheech and Chong's crap.
i don't dislike the 'no-plot' thing that filmmakers do. i loved Clerks. i just didn't think there was anything in this movie that i found remotely appealing. |
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The Twilight. It failed horribly
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Failsville. Stupid plot, stpid script, really stupid special effects. The only part that had an ymerit was when the subway crashed. |
Hey Guys Sorry for interrupting but i loved the Movie Things and its really awesome so please it is not a worst movie
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Dragon Ball evolution. last time i watched so dissapointed
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I defy anyone to watch this movie in its entirety:
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someone should have told them that imagery is very homoerotic indeed. bullsh*t, NEVER let rappers act. If you added someone like Sean William Scott to the mix as the comic foil, a movie like that could be worse than having a car battery hooked up to your testicles. MC exceptions are Mos Def or Coolio in Dracula 3000. word |
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