Oh, damn that was cold; icy
*puts on a jacket*

Ah, So What Comes Out Of Our Mouths Is Only What Ben Put In
If so, when you talk
Do you bleat like goats or sheep?
They best know your meat.


(Yeah, bestial Haiku battle!)

At least my country
Doesn't have to import close
To all of its food.

That's obvious from
Your rapidly expanding
Waistlines. M I RITE?

^
hahahahaha,
hohohohohohoho,
lol, I laughed out loud.

I do not condone
The obese, in fact it's more
Obscene than ever.

wow these forums are worthless

I can't write poetry at all, and certainly not haikus, but here's something that popped into my head this morning when I was still half asleep.

This thread should really just be the haiku thread now.

^ That was off topic,
you have to speak like daleks,
when you post in here.