After listening to I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism in Your Yearbook's demo about 5 times in a row I wrote some haikus about cannibalism. Looking back, they all are pretty bad, but since they are haikus about cannibalism they automatically are awesome. This is one of the better ones, but its still pretty horrible.

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Consuming the flesh
So wrong, but it tastes so right
Of another man

All of them also seemed to have homosexual undertones for some reason.
I challenge everyone to submit their best haikus about caniibalism. I'll try and write a good one, too.

Giving A Whole New Meaning To 'Bloody Mary'

Neighbour in blender
Grind up organs, bones and teeth
Better than corned beef

Maybe More Vampiric Than Cannilbalistic

Emphatic love bite
Carotic artery kiss
Whets the appetite

I'd like to point out -
You ripped all your insulting,
Crass haikus off me!

Oh really, then why are mine so much better?

Like holy vomit
Your haikus all improve with
Regurgitation

Imitation is...
The most sincere form of you
Suckin' my dick, lawlz.

wtf

I regret
looking
at this thread

Three and two and three...
You don't even know what a
Haiku is, do you?

Shat Myself To Death

Many Torn intestines,
From 10 stories high and low
Meeting undertow

HAHAHAHAHAHA, this made me crack