Haiku Contest

atthedayofwhales · 05-07-2007, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet

Three and two and three...
You don't even know what a
Haiku is, do you?

Oh, damn that was cold; icy
*puts on a jacket*

DontRunMeOver · 05-08-2007, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet

Imitation is...
The most sincere form of you
Suckin' my dick, lawlz.

Ah, So What Comes Out Of Our Mouths Is Only What Ben Put In
If so, when you talk
Do you bleat like goats or sheep?
They best know your meat.

(Yeah, bestial Haiku battle!)

A_Perfect_Sonnet · 05-08-2007, 08:49 AM

At least my country
Doesn't have to import close
To all of its food.

DontRunMeOver · 05-08-2007, 11:02 AM

That's obvious from
Your rapidly expanding
Waistlines. M I RITE?

right-track · 05-08-2007, 11:13 AM

^
hahahahaha,
hohohohohohoho,
lol, I laughed out loud.

A_Perfect_Sonnet · 05-08-2007, 01:08 PM

I do not condone
The obese, in fact it's more
Obscene than ever.

enemyat_thesix · 05-08-2007, 10:23 PM

wow these forums are worthless

Alexander the Grape · 05-10-2007, 04:51 PM

I can't write poetry at all, and certainly not haikus, but here's something that popped into my head this morning when I was still half asleep.

The WTO’s Plot to Propagate and Distribute Mass Propaganda in Order to Deceive the Masses into Supporting their Agenda of Murder, Unilateralism, and Plutocracy
Business men sit
Like crooked golden teeth in
A decaying mouth

sleepy jack · 05-10-2007, 05:05 PM

This thread should really just be the haiku thread now.

right-track · 05-10-2007, 05:31 PM

^ That was off topic,
you have to speak like daleks,
when you post in here.

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05-08-2007, 08:49 AM	#53 (permalink)
A_Perfect_Sonnet Dinosaurus Rex!!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winchester, VA Posts: 896	At least my country Doesn't have to import close To all of its food.

05-08-2007, 11:13 AM	#55 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	^ hahahahaha, hohohohohohoho, lol, I laughed out loud.

05-08-2007, 01:08 PM	#56 (permalink)
A_Perfect_Sonnet Dinosaurus Rex!!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winchester, VA Posts: 896	I do not condone The obese, in fact it's more Obscene than ever.

05-10-2007, 04:51 PM	#58 (permalink)
Alexander the Grape Un****withable Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Wyoming Posts: 196	I can't write poetry at all, and certainly not haikus, but here's something that popped into my head this morning when I was still half asleep. The WTO’s Plot to Propagate and Distribute Mass Propaganda in Order to Deceive the Masses into Supporting their Agenda of Murder, Unilateralism, and Plutocracy Business men sit Like crooked golden teeth in A decaying mouth

05-10-2007, 05:31 PM	#60 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	^ That was off topic, you have to speak like daleks, when you post in here.