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Old 12-09-2013, 03:51 PM   #451 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2013, 09:24 AM   #452 (permalink)
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Guys we gon have to up the ante on the offensive jokes.
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Pizzas don't scream when you put 'em in the oven.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-10-2013, 06:42 PM   #453 (permalink)
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

I dont fuck my cheeseburger before I eat.
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Old 12-10-2013, 07:33 PM   #454 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Pizzas don't scream when you put 'em in the oven.
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Old 12-11-2013, 12:40 AM   #455 (permalink)
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So I was banging this fine babe in the tub last week. At one point we got to going at it doggy style. I went a little rough at one point and she slipped forward, breaking her four front teeth! Don't worry, though, they were baby teeth.
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Old 12-11-2013, 08:37 AM   #456 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-11-2013, 11:22 AM   #457 (permalink)
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^oh **** hahahah.



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My bike doesn't cry when I ride it.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 12-12-2013, 01:38 PM   #458 (permalink)
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Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
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Old 12-17-2013, 11:03 PM   #459 (permalink)
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