The hiu 22: 22 albums that don't suck as much as what you listen to (hardcore, metal)

~~Hello, how are you?~~ · 12-26-2008, 12:55 PM

You know you're gonna love this one

Akira · 12-26-2008, 12:56 PM

it would be surprising if you were still around to finish this.

swim · 12-26-2008, 01:05 PM

<3 hiu

~~Hello, how are you?~~ · 12-26-2008, 02:15 PM

Fear of God - Pneumatic Slaughter

The musical equivalent of watching your mother being raped and your sister being molested AT THE SAME TIME. Makes Napalm Death sound like pussies. Erich sounds like a screaming jew. OK, I write bad reviews, suck me.

Fear of God's Pneumatic Slaughter is, indeed, a very brutal record. Precise in it's mixture of hardcore punk and metal, borderline unlistenable vocals and speed drumming. It's like listening to a primative version of music created by apes, after a while the music sounds tribal, sort of like out of Lord of the Flies where the kids all gather around and kill Simon, well Erich is sorta like Jack, sounding all ape like. That nigga sure would fuck you up. Pretty stupid review, amirite? Fuck you.

[insert another couple of paragraphs of useless cap about nothing that matters. GET THIS]

Some may not call this music, I know I don't. I call it love <3.

Cheese · 12-26-2008, 03:12 PM

Well you f*cked that up. The first review sucks more than a prostitute on Manchester Street.

Give up while you're ahead

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 12-26-2008, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hello, how are you?

Fear of God - Pneumatic Slaughter

The musical equivalent of watching your mother being raped and your sister being molested AT THE SAME TIME. Makes Napalm Death sound like pussies. Erich sounds like a screaming jew. OK, I write bad reviews, suck me.

Fear of God's Pneumatic Slaughter is, indeed, a very brutal record. Precise in it's mixture of hardcore punk and metal, borderline unlistenable vocals and speed drumming. It's like listening to a primative version of music created by apes, after a while the music sounds tribal, sort of like out of Lord of the Flies where the kids all gather around and kill Simon, well Erich is sorta like Jack, sounding all ape like. That nigga sure would fuck you up. Pretty stupid review, amirite? Fuck you.

[insert another couple of paragraphs of useless cap about nothing that matters. GET THIS]

Some may not call this music, I know I don't. I call it love <3.

no, fuck you

MURDER JUNKIE · 12-26-2008, 03:29 PM

hiu = Captain Caveman lite

~~Hello, how are you?~~ · 12-26-2008, 04:46 PM

50 Cent - Get Rich or Die Tryin'

Best album eva.

right-track · 12-26-2008, 04:51 PM

You're gonna have to raise the bar hiu.
The standard of trolls we've been getting since you were last banned has increased somewhat.

12-26-2008, 12:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~Hello, how are you?~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 51	The hiu 22: 22 albums that don't suck as much as what you listen to You know you're gonna love this one

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Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 836	Well you fcked that up. The first review sucks more than a prostitute on Manchester Street. Give up while you're ahead Last edited by Cheese; 12-26-2008 at 03:27 PM.*

12-26-2008, 02:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
~~Hello, how are you?~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 51	Fear of God - Pneumatic Slaughter The musical equivalent of watching your mother being raped and your sister being molested AT THE SAME TIME. Makes Napalm Death sound like pussies. Erich sounds like a screaming jew. OK, I write bad reviews, suck me. Fear of God's Pneumatic Slaughter is, indeed, a very brutal record. Precise in it's mixture of hardcore punk and metal, borderline unlistenable vocals and speed drumming. It's like listening to a primative version of music created by apes, after a while the music sounds tribal, sort of like out of Lord of the Flies where the kids all gather around and kill Simon, well Erich is sorta like Jack, sounding all ape like. That nigga sure would fuck you up. Pretty stupid review, amirite? Fuck you. [insert another couple of paragraphs of useless cap about nothing that matters. GET THIS] Some may not call this music, I know I don't. I call it love <3.

12-26-2008, 03:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,484	hiu = Captain Caveman lite

12-26-2008, 04:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
~~Hello, how are you?~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 51	50 Cent - Get Rich or Die Tryin' Best album eva.

12-26-2008, 04:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,770	You're gonna have to raise the bar hiu. The standard of trolls we've been getting since you were last banned has increased somewhat.