As long as it's not ultra obvious, falsies are good with me too.

Raise you hand if you've actually spent quality time both types.

*raises hand*

Come on now, be honest.

*raises hand*

The fake tits belonged to an older workmate. I live in San Diego too, you know.

My experience is from back east smart ass.

Before the shave craze?

I've never touched a fake tit or ****ed a shaved **** I didn't shave myself.

I like the bush.

"**** you"
-lazy chicks

This..

http://www.maxim.com/news/fellatio-cafe-geneva-2016-6


Not so much I can't believe it but what took someone so long to do it.

Once again, Mike Judge proves himself to be a Prophet.

http://www.catherineomega.com/wp-con..._starbucks.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qs4mtbTsaL4/hqdefault.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hWSRlO1.jpg

I felt like that was one of the ways that society advanced in that movie.

500m for extra foam is not an advancement.

Stupid people probably can't counter inflation.

Corinthian Colleges Shuts Down, Ending Classes for 16,000 Overnight - NBC News

How on Earth are students going to live without something that they never really had or experienced to begin with? Oh the horror.

Tulsa man who killed Lebanese neighbor charged with hate crime - NY Daily News

RIP khalid :-( :'(

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His weird haircut will live on in our hearts.

he has a weird haircut? have you even SEEN the white dude who killed him?
http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/...800bfda07.jpeg

also i read that the guy killed him cuz he hates muslims. khalids not muslim tho his family's lebanese christian. so i dunno if he did it cuz he thought they were secret muslims or something or if he just hates arabs and its a race thing and not a religion thing.

There is an alarming amount of people who think that Arab and Muslim are synonyms.

They were attacking sikhs years ago cause they're brown and wear turbans. I doubt that it ever entered that Einstein's mind that some colored, foreign-looking guy could be a Christian.

i know, omg. its ridiculous.

There not?

Their sure knot.

he's not that dark though..... i've seen white people darker than him wtf... i dont think its a skin colour thing.

It's his name. Khalid, dead give away.

How else are we supposed to know you people on sight? Do you think the crazy old guy sat down and had an in-depth conversation with the guy he killed and learned all about him and then committed an informed hate crime? No. Whatever the details, he basically saw some guy who looked middle eastern and took him for a muslim (probably but **** actually reading the article). And skin color is a major difference between crackers and camel jockeys, regardless of how dark the person is.

um no. he knew he was middle eastern cuz they've been neighbors for years. i have been to europe honestly i have seen white people darker than this khalid guy.

Would you not be as sad if he was darker?

He might be light-skinned but he ain't white-skinned. Pretty easy to tell the difference in color.

wtf of course i'd be just as sad. i'm brown myself lmfao. its just batlord says oh he saw him and saw he was a brown guy and i don't think this guy in particular had a very stereotypically muslim-y appearance.

I want some muslim in me.

And I wanna be in 72 virgins.

I don't know if Ki could handle it that many times.

I ain't no virgin since your mother was in town, you fuck.

Allow me to guarantee you that he can.

Don't lie, nobody goes to Seattle.

At least i'm not some stinky canadian.

Hey, there is no need to bring my personal hygiene into this.

You should have expected it.

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