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Key 08-12-2016 06:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1729421)
If all the potatoes died off, they have no food. Therefore they have no way to feed themselves.

So no potatoes (0) kills irishmen.
Oh.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-12-2016 07:24 PM
How many times does it take Ki to get a stupid joke?

Frownland 08-12-2016 07:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1729436)
How many times does it take Ki to get a stupid joke?
How many posts until someone posts *take for?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-12-2016 07:27 PM
Now I'm the one who doesn't get it...

Blank. 08-12-2016 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1729436)
How many times does it take for Ki to get a stupid joke?
Ftfy

Key 08-12-2016 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1729441)
Now I'm the one who doesn't get it...
Welcome to my world.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-12-2016 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1729436)
How many times does it take four Ki to get a stupid joke?
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1729442)
Ftfy
ftfy

Key 08-12-2016 07:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1729448)
Ftfy.
Ftfy.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-12-2016 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1729449)
Fixed that for you.
Fixed that for you.

Blank. 08-12-2016 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1729450)
Ftfy.
Ftfy

Key 08-12-2016 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1729450)
Fixed that for you. <3
Fixed that for you.

Lucem Ferre 08-12-2016 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ki (Post 1729452)
top 10 reasons i had to fix that for you
ftfy

Blank. 08-12-2016 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1729456)
10 reasons I just made a severely overused joke
Ftfy

The Batlord 08-12-2016 08:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1729425)
Oh.
Oh my god kill yourself, you stupid duncefucker, you have no right to exist.

Key 08-12-2016 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1729459)
everyone should stop making the overused joke
Ftfy

Lucem Ferre 08-12-2016 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ki (Post 1729463)
it was a great joke that really reached deep into my soul and brought out some hidden pieces of who i am to the surface that i had long forgotten yet subconsciously yearned for, thus filling the void i had felt for many years.
ftfy

Lilja 08-13-2016 01:51 AM
Woman tells police she was RAPED by a Pokemon Go character after she felt an

Bad Pikachu!

The Batlord 08-13-2016 03:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilja (Post 1729519)
How ghastly.

Psy-Fi 08-13-2016 05:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1729522)
How ghostly.
Ftfy

The Batlord 08-13-2016 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1729529)
Ftfy
Maybe the woman was Ke$ha.

Ke$ha Speaks Out on ‘Having Sex With A Ghost’: ‘It Did Scare Me… But That’s Part Of The Fun Of It’ | Celebuzz

Blank. 08-13-2016 10:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1729558)
So when I meet Ke$ha I have to say I'm a ghost to get to **** her? Cool.

"Hey sweety. Ever to blown a ghost? Cause today is your lucky day."

Goofle 08-13-2016 11:21 AM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception

Blank. 08-13-2016 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Goofle (Post 1729576)
Well, thanks for ruining that for me Goofle.

Frownland 08-13-2016 10:22 PM
http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quot...-69-2-0259.jpg

Justthefacts 08-13-2016 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1729814)
Who?

djchameleon 08-13-2016 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1729522)
How ghastly.
didn't go unnoticed.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/....thumbnail.jpg

Blank. 08-13-2016 11:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1729814)
God damn celebrities are dumb.

The Batlord 08-14-2016 03:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1729826)
God damn celebrities are dumb.
Yeah but she had a rockin' pair of fake tits.

Dylstew 08-22-2016 09:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1729868)
Yeah but she had a rockin' pair of fake tits.
The guy hought the same thing.

Justthefacts 08-22-2016 09:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1733757)
The guy hought the same thing.
Sounds kinda rapey.

The Batlord 08-22-2016 01:17 PM
I feel like I should be horrified, but it appears that Ke$ha might have found a new way to be ridiculous. I'm cautiously stoked. But why a tiger?

Ultimate Music | Kesha announces new band Kesha and The Creepies


https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...41&oe=5857B8C3

Frownland 08-22-2016 01:18 PM
Isn't tiger stuff one of her things?

djchameleon 08-22-2016 02:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1733941)
Isn't tiger stuff one of her things?
Yeah, well like animals in general. Not sure why he's so shocked.

The Batlord 08-22-2016 02:48 PM
Did you look at the bottom half? That **** is epic.

djchameleon 08-22-2016 02:51 PM
****, I saw the rest of her tour dates and if I still had my car. I'd be able to go see her in three days. Damn!

Chula Vista 08-22-2016 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1729868)
Yeah but she had a rockin' pair of fake tits.
Watching Species the other day reminded me of how much I like the real thing. Natasha's are spectacular. And she shows them often.

djchameleon 08-22-2016 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1729868)
Yeah but she had a rockin' pair of fake tits.
There is no such thing as a rockin' pair of fake tits. When I saw fake tits that's like an instant turn off. I prefer saggy tits or like small ones over perky fake ass tits.

OccultHawk 08-22-2016 03:56 PM
Fake tits are a deal breaker for me.

Key 08-22-2016 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1734160)
Fake tits are a deal breaker for me.
They're a dick breaker for me.

The Batlord 08-22-2016 05:21 PM
Fake tits = still tits


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