I don't mind Philip myself, he is quite funny (15, 16 & 21 - 48 of Prince Philip's greatest gaffes and funny moments ). Some of the Royals I quite like (William in particular) but I am no Royalist and wouldn't really care if the monarchy was abolished.

Army combat photographer's last picture is of her own death - CBS News

https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/375/...-blast-two.jpg

i hate the royal family because for some reason they still play a role here in canada. and by role i mean they do nothing, show their face once a year or two, and yet we still act like they're important.

I want Prince Philip as an uncle, tbh.

But you can't say "Uncle Philip" without sounding like a poncey, entitled, English tween. Nobody wants that.

:D

To the President of Nigeria who was dressed in traditional robes - "You look like you're ready for bed."

From an Irish point of view, we hate the idea of a monarchy because a) it reminds us we were once subjects of the British Empire and b) they're a total tax drain on the public, an archaic institution that has long had its day. They have no power, can do nothing without the approval of Parliament, and still get paid huge sums of money and own land that could be used for things like social housing or projects if they weren't kicking around on it.

Also, he in particular is just typical of the English noble class: entitled, annoying and very condescending from the little I've seen of him.

^ That's a great Spitting Image sketch, TH, with some really cutting lines of dialogue, especially at the start.

^ "Last Gig For Phil" is good - but did you see what The Sun actually came up with?
"He's Had His Phil!" :laughing:

Anti-vaccine activists spark a state’s worst measles outbreak in decades - The Washington Post
https://apple.news/A19KAHV0pSEijuK7DG_qXfg

lol

So this stupid bitch thought her passport came with immunity? Hey Saleh, there's no magic. It's the shots. That's why everyone takes them. Leave your ****ing Voodoo Witchcraft bull**** in Somalia or don't come. She should do time for child neglect. You can take the girl out of Somalia but you can't take the Somalia out of the girl. The disease killed her own sister and she still wouldn't vaccinate her children. Vaccine good. Measles bad. OK Saleh?

It's not her fault if the massive anti-disease shield surrounding America happened to be down that day! :rolleyes:

I'm right with you on this one, Hawk, ie I have a brain. That is one of the most stupid things I have ever heard a human say. I mean, if we're talking ebola or Nigerian Dancing Bat Leg Fever or something, sure, but ****ing measles??? Idiot.

That's pretty much like sickle cell. For some reason, white people don't have a problem with it.

I don't know what that is. I made the other thing up.

Lack of a place to put this, but yes, I'm leaning towards believing it.

Macron wins French presidency by decisive margin over Le Pen.

^ftfy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lhq0cT42RU

Female Italian journo goes to report on migrants sleeping rough and...

Lawl.

What did she expect? Mans and dem trying to sleep and her loud ass is doing a report disturbing them.

She deserved it mate. Asked for it, in fact.

Don't poke the bear.

Well if she's gonna fart loudly.... :laughing:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...may-avoid-jail

Unbelievable :D

Oh look, she's pretty and blonde. Shocking.


https://i.imgur.com/BfI6H3t.jpg

Mate she was abused by a previous boyfriend so she gets one stab free of charge.

Or maybe she was practising up to be a surgeon.

Cutting edge banter.

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They don't have the same probability of happening, but it would be a really cool news story and I like the juxtaposition.

I love everything about this post.

https://www.insidehighered.com/news/...charles-murray

Good to see one of these cases end with ramifications. The violent ones make the sensible protesters look like shit (not that the reasons for protesting him are valid, but that's a different story).

I'd stab her with a ....
:shycouch:

hahaha

I'd go under her knife anytime, hahaha

I'd perform open heart surgery on her vagina.

I'd have sex with her if you know what I mean.

I don't. Please use some clever euphemism to explain.

This is the most cryptic post I've ever read.

Arrested Development renewed for a fifth season

I'm excited. While it was a step down from the show's heyday for sure, season four was great. I bet Netflix's budget will be higher on this season as well and maybe they can film all of the characters at once this time.

Found some on facebook. :(

Mom watched daughter’s rape and murder before having sex and making dinner with her killer: Police – Crime Online

Milf alert!!!

Why do people even go outside?