It's weird that the article refers to Jim Thirlwell as an "electronic art-pop sound designer", but I guess that's Rolling Stone for you, the magazine that once referred to Metallica as "industrial pioneers".

Anyway, definitely really excited about the FNM album!

I was just listening to Angeldust the other day, and thinking of how powerful that album is. Not from a guitarists standpoint, but from a songwriting approach. I usually gravitate towards guitar oriented stuff, but albums like that really get me thinking outside of my comfort zone. I'm really looking forward to this.

This is actually believable, and pretty cool.

IBM wants to kill the hard drive it invented

Villarreal start 13-year-old cancer-suffering fan in friendly against Celtic... and he scores! | Mail Online

A touch of class there.

Cancer-suffering teenage Villarreal supporter Gohan scores for club against Celtic to fulfil life-long dream - Telegraph

Another link there for those who like to make themselves feel smarter by saying the Daily Mail is shit.

Boy Charged For Desecration Of Jesus Statue | The Smoking Gun

And on a somewhat related note...

Sexually-aroused Satan statue's erection a mystery - UPI.com

Fucking serious? Doesn't this fall under separation of church and state? Pennsyltucky bs.

I'd really like to know what the penalty is for that charge. It better be along the lines of 20 Hail Marys and not $$/community service.

Burning down a dog's home ffs. Apparently people could hear the dogs yelping for help as they burned to death.

:laughing: I love the title of that article. I can see Rush Limbaugh reporting on it now:
'What made the devil so turned on? Is it Obama?'

I love the video clip of the city worker trying to carry it and almost grabbing it by the balls.

You want some Poptarts with your crack?

Man Prosecuted for Passing Off Pop-Tarts as Cocaine | High Times

Coca-Cola's Surge is back, already sold out on Amazon - LA Times

There are no words for this.

Speaking of cocaine hauls:

Cocaine, cannabis in Vatican car - europe - world | Stuff.co.nz

Interestin Psy-Fi.. I've heard of that in women and watched a docu about it but never knew men suffered from it as well.

Zing.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/store-pu...326361533.html

can't even express my rage at this bull****. the **** is wrong with the people who make this ****ing garbage.

Highly inappropriate but I lol'd a little bit when I read it. Sorry I'm a terrible human being.

Don't we all have our issues in our lives.

I did too a little, sounds like something a group of guys said doing a podcast or something and it was meant to be harmless. Seems harmless to me. Not condoning rape of course.

Potato found growing in woman’s vagina after she used it as contraception



I'm showing this to all the opponents of teaching sex ed in school. There are quite a few of them in my conservative, catho-taliban (as we call the radicals) infested country, hopefully it's an exception no the rule.

So if I ate her out would that make french fries?

And if she got mad at me for making that joke and withheld sex would it be the Potato Famine?

I don't know, but let me counter these not so funny jokes with a not so funny one of my own

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb ?
One, they're very efficient and not so funny.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten tickles!

Bah. No appreciation for fine, terrible humor. And I'll have you know I laughed at that octopus joke!

Suck it, blue states.

Same-sex couples begin to marry in Virginia - The Washington Post

Hey, it only took you guys ten years to catch up to my blue home state. Good work.

I'm so happy for you batlord.

All I know is that I don't have to live in a state that has either illegal gay marriage or noxious clouds of bean-fart gas.

That's almost half the states now, and I'm pretty sure it's quite a bit more than half the population.

Edit: Yep, it's 60% now.

Girl, 4, takes heroin to day care, passes it out as candy | Toronto Star

So some drug dealing mom in Delaware sent her kid to school with a backpack full of heroin, kid didn't know, and thought it was all candy.

CBC News - Ottawa shooting: Harper, Mulcair speak about attack

So some bastard shot and killed a soldier on guard at Ottawa's War Memorial, then got into the House of Commons. He was heading for the room where our prime minister and the entire Conservative caucus were meeting when Parliament security gunned him down.

Bad Molly Takes Colorado State Student On Insane, Masturbatory Rampage

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This is the most Seattle thing that ever happened.

Crackhead Steals Money from Starbucks Tip Jar, Intimidates Baristas With Flat Iron

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It would be more Seattle if he had an ironic mustache.

Unless that's supposed to be an ironic mugshot.