Got em!

At least JWB asked difficult questions. Chula is just a US government stooge.

Q: Do you like apples or oranges?
A: What's the point, they're both associated with rot.
Q: That wasn't the question.
A: I won't bring myself down to choosing between which ultimate rot is better.
Q: You could have simply said cucumbers.
A: Now we're talking. Ding Dong. I miss OH!

A more appropriate analogy

Batlord: The fruit industry is monopolized and people have no problem with that because it means that they get fruit for cheaper.
Chula: Do you like apples or oranges?
Batlord: What's the point, they're both associated with corporatization.
Chula: That wasn't the question.
Batlord: I won't bring myself down to choosing between your irrelevant false dichotomy.
Chula: You could have simply said a random non-sequitur.
Batlord: Ok boomer.

One question. If all US ambassadors serve at the president's pleasure, why didn't Trump just recall Yovanovitch and say that due to a policy change she was being re-assigned.

Instead him and his key-stone cops decide to smear her with stupid conspiracy theory claims. And to do it with threats attached.

Are they simply just that stupid?

I mean what is your alternative that I should support? I don't support American imperialism but I also don't support crazy Montana militias. Or North Korea. Or ISIS. What are my options to support?

They're Americans, so you've got a good chance of that being a yes.

Not asking for any endorsements from you about anything. Just asked where you'd rather live in 2020.

If I had dual citizenship you'd be telling me to love America or go back where I came from.

Oh and Denmark. Denmark sounds nice.

STFU - you know me better.

Denmark wasn't a choice but if we're talking dreams gigs?

Sardinia!

#2 would be the Azores.

Yikes!
https://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/...a-facebook.jpg

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I'll take the island life for $500.

Lizzo sued by Postmates driver she claimed stole her food

If I stole Lizzo's food and she found out, I would fear for my life.

I find that it works best when I rub it on my asshole.

Rock celebs have signed a guitar to help raise money for Fairport Convention/Fotheringay guitarist Jerry Donahue, who is ill:-

Not familiar with the guy but it's cool to see Richard Thompson getting cred in the form of being on there. It's a shame that our medical system makes things like this necessary though.

Kanye Announces Nebuchadnezzar Opera

The absolute madman. I'd be down to see it live but I bet it's stupid expensive.

My future POTUS. :pimp:

....and that play looks legitimately rad.

^ Yes, RT's guitar playing is underrated but as a fellow-member of Fairport, it's good that his sig is there.

Most surprising signature to me is coincidentally right next to RT's: the once popular Joe Brown. Is it really this guy, after all these years:-



According to the search function, he has never been mentioned on MB, so he must deserve some kind of obscurity award too. Did you catch that, search engine? I said Joe Brown. Put that in your files!

^ Joe Brown was the only name on there that I had to look up.

Jeff Beck, Richard Thompson, and Albert Lee are probably my top 3 favorite living guitarists (in that order) and all of them signed that guitar.

^ You did better than me then. Three names I don't recognise: Tony Iommi, Richard Digance and Martin Barre.
Biggest surprise were the two former Beach Boys: I'm guessing they were passing through England at the time?

^ You should put in a bid at the auction then!

^ Yeah, those two names surprised me as well.

I've met Albert Lee a couple of times and he already signed an item of mine, so I've already got one out of the 3. I'm going to see him again in January, so I could bring a guitar with me and get it signed if I wanted to.

I've seen Richard Thompson a couple of times and haven't met him yet but I think there's a pretty good chance of it happening at some point.

I've also seen Jeff Beck a couple of times but, with his star status, the chances of meeting him seem rather slim at best.

If I get crazy lucky on a winning lottery ticket before the auction, I'll definitely put in a bid. Otherwise, that guitar is gonna go waaay out of my price range. :(

If only you'd started earlier, with a bit of persistance, you too would've had a guitar worth a fortune by now.

Every day we stray further from God but closer to Doctor Octopus.

So...

Behold!

Chicago Goes 1 Day Without a Shooting

you killed my joke

And hopefully another Houston man.

He shouldn't have gotten in the way of the bullets natural flight path. Wtf is wrong with people.

Papa John's ex-CEO says in viral interview that he ate more than 40 pizzas in 30 days

Very impressive, Papa

The day of reckoning is coming.

It's a pretty big if that actual clean energy is a viable replacement at all. You can't just necessarily replace something like oil that completely revolutionized human civilization.

omg this is giving me flashbacks of the tech bro i dated