The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

Trollheart · 06-14-2017, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

You say that now, but wait until the second American civil war halts your twinkie supply.

We don't consume twinkies over here pal.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Hey, I don't care if some politician gets shot either. Wouldn't be that choked up if it happened a few more times either.

More the merrier, huh? I say Congress shoot it out, last man standing takes the White House.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

We're all shook up about here. Oh no! A mass shooting! We need more guns so people can shoot the people who shot the people who shot the people who might shoot the people who shot the people who shot someone on Facebook.

Do you work for the NRA by any chance?

OccultHawk · 06-14-2017, 11:35 PM

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.max...teacher-2017-6

Teacher sex scandal.

Stephen · 06-15-2017, 05:49 PM

US student suffered 'extensive' brain damage in North Korea jail

Doesn't look good. All over a poster.

**Janszoon** · 06-15-2017, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen

US student suffered 'extensive' brain damage in North Korea jail

Doesn't look good. All over a poster.

Such a sad situation. I feel terrible for the parents.

OccultHawk · 06-15-2017, 06:03 PM

If you don't want the horns don't mess with the bull. He wanted a story to tell but that always comes with the risk of not being able to tell it.

grindy · 06-16-2017, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

If you don't want the horns don't mess with the bull. He wanted a story to tell but that always comes with the risk of not being able to tell it.

Apparently he did it for money.

OccultHawk · 06-16-2017, 03:44 PM

Well they paid him with a crowbar to the cranium.

How awesome do y'all think Michelle Carter would be in bed? Her pussy is a murder weapon!

Trollheart · 06-16-2017, 05:15 PM

Actually, I can (re: the title of the thread) - is anyone really surprised?

Officer who shot Philando Castile found not guilty - CNN.com

OccultHawk · 06-16-2017, 05:33 PM

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Yanez's lawyers alleged Castile had been smoking marijuana the day of the shooting, which they said affected his judgment.

That's why you don't get picked for jury duty.

Trollheart · 06-16-2017, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

That's why you don't get picked for jury duty.

No, it's because I'm prejudiced against all races.

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06-15-2017, 06:03 PM	#6015 (permalink)
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06-16-2017, 03:44 PM	#6017 (permalink)
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06-16-2017, 05:15 PM	#6018 (permalink)
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06-15-2017, 05:49 PM	#6013 (permalink)
Stephen I sleep in your hat Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Melbourne, Vic. Aus. Posts: 1,846	US student suffered 'extensive' brain damage in North Korea jail Doesn't look good. All over a poster.