I leave MB for a month and get Rick Rolled on the first post when I return. :laughing:

So much for the possibility of overpriced, tattered, blood stained denim topped off with the fading stench of death.

When I saw the photo, before reading the story, I thought the dolphin had skewered the victim with it's bloody snout.

I wish I'd seen it deliver the punch to the victim's daughter's face.

Darwinism at it's finest: Man dies instantly after lighting firework on head | New York Post

As we learned on The Simpsons, dolphins are really our supreme overlords.

http://media.giphy.com/media/10bCgkbPzuKQog/giphy.gif

More stupid sh*t that actually happened:

Man charged after floating over Calgary in a lawn chair suspended by balloons - 680 NEWS

That man needs a medal, not handcuffs. I like the really in-depth quote that really describes the situation perfectly from that article.

Proof that society values conformity over being interesting. They'd probably arrest me for driving one of those little electric cars they make for toddlers down the highway too. Philistines.

Fuck that. That dude has huge balls.

wow i live in Calgary and just heard of that story now

Goodbye, Music Tuesday: Starting Today, Albums Come Out On Friday : The Record : NPR

What the fuck is this shit?

Ok, this happened last year, but who says news has to be new?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...-on-neo-nazis/

Prince and Universal Music have spent an obscene amount of money keeping this and 200 other harmless family home movie clips in the court system for the last 9 years.
A 29-second fuzzy video of a toddler learning to dance with 20 seconds of a Prince song playing from a speaker in the room is, according to the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, a violation of copyright law.

9 years in, and Fair Use is still on the line.

**** US copyright law.

**** Prince.

Prince is a stickler for keeping his music off of the free streaming sites. Try finding Purple Rain on YouTube.

Dude's OCD is gonna end up biting him in the ass. Probably already has.

Does this count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqvh...ion_2281332477

Kind of. I guess. They did alter the tempo and keep the actual song title and artist out of the youtube tag to hide it better, but sure why not. Sneaky little ****ers aint they.

Thanks.

Woman legally changes name to gain access to locked Facebook account - Business Insider

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa...


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She looks totally not crazy, too.


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...a_3372732b.jpg

Ends in ROID = Kill yourself.

Poor Jemmaroid.. LOL

Russian models pose with a bear - Business Insider

Heard about this, it's a real tragedy. Get ready for a soul crushingly depressing album, Cave fans.

You mean he makes any other kind?

Man Proudly "Open Carrying" New Pistol Is Robbed Of It At - Wait For It - Gunpoint

I just love that he was robbed by a guy with sweatpants and flip flops.

....just shaking my head...lmao

Open carry goes into effect here in Texas in January, I have no doubt we'll be seeing tons of moronic stuff like this.

I'm frankly shocked that Texans aren't already allowed to brandish Uzis in public.

Suck It.

New Jersey: The Most Hated State In America, New Poll Says | Basking Ridge, NJ Patch

Does Plankton do gifs? Cause we need to update this...


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...99a013e2bd.jpg

Poor New Jersey. I think it gets an unfair bad rap. I'd rather live in New Jersey than a lot of other states.

Blame it on:

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/phot...18-500-353.jpg

http://necir.org/files/2015/05/chrischristie1.jpg

http://thebelleofthelibrary.files.wo...strangling.jpg

Having a highly regarded TV show set there made people hate New Jersey?

Nah. All of the grease ball sleazy stereotypes on the show did.

I'm surprised that this isn't Florida.

Yeah but Florida kind of has that "oh you" inept charm to it, NJ is just that loud asshole.

Ugh. I've lived in Florida, there's no charm. Give me New Jersey over America's penis any day of the week.

It also has Miami and Disney World.

NJ had a bad rep before Jersey Shore.. It's always associated with the ****ty industrial section in the north east near NY, but I love living here. There are a bunch of jerkoff NYers and people from Exo's area though.

I think this qualifies as pretty awesome

NASA finds 'Earth's bigger, older cousin' - CNN.com

Pluto Has a Tail

I don't know...I feel like NASA is trolling us with this one.