The Christianity Thread

[bob.]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Good grief, so sensitive. Billions of people all over the world being given the same thing to repeat/read/whatever simultaneously strikes me as creepy, sorry for not feeling the same way you do. Not everyone does. Answer my questions or don't, it's no skin off my nose.

i'm a member of a cult where on the 23rd day of every month we all express our most powerful will and then write about it and or draw it or express in in some physical form, we then add hair and blood and at exactly 2300 all ejaculate adding the coum to the creation....this is an exercise to harness the energy released with in the concept of meditation and mix it with the energy compiled within an orgasm to help amplify our Will and thus make it reality (whatever that may be)...admittedly we are nowhere near the size of christianity (unfortunately)....but if you look at your clock at 11pm on the 23rd of any month you can be sure at least a few hundred people are releasing at that exact moment...and there IS tangible power in that energy

but then....

i'm also a priest in a cult that worships the Partridge Family....so take anything i say with absolute truth

Hail Bob...the only true pope

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[Key]

Originally Posted by mordwyr

You should create your own thread about it then, bob.

Lord only knows we need more threads like that.

See the pun I made? I'm hilarious.

[bob.]

my post was actually in fucking defense of you....think about in context

oh wait you can't....you're too busy being judgemental of other people

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[bob.]

Jans was calling your cult creepy for all reading a book at the same time.....i offered something much "weirder" in defense but doing the exact same practice at the same time as ALL religions do

i'm also playing on the fact that he may know exactly what i'm talking about and if not after a brief description will know what i'm talking about

the Bob i'm talking about is not me....i'm narcissistic but not that narcissistic....i'm referring to Robert Anton Wilson a true god among men

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[bob.]

Good. I hope that is the first step out or your enslavement

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[Frownland]

Originally Posted by mordwyr

You proceed from a false assumption. I am content in my chains, for in them I have found freedom.

Impressive.