Worst Way To Die?

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2018, 08:00 PM

For me, it is probably being slowly crushed to death in some sort of compactor or in the back of a garbage truck.

DwnWthVwls · 06-11-2018, 08:36 PM

or Batlord sitting on your chest and slapping you with your own hands, wearing juggalo facepaint, and repeating "stop hitting yourself".

**Frownland** · 06-11-2018, 08:37 PM

Something dramatic and long like having all of your limbs broken and being left in a desolate desert to die of thirst.

The dude in the three guys and one hammer vid got it pretty bad.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2018, 08:38 PM

I thought that dying in a fire would be the worst, but I heard that your endorphins kick in and you stop feeling it fairly quickly.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2018, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Something dramatic and long like having all of your limbs broken and being left in a desolate desert to die of thirst.

Or adrift at sea, surrounded by salt water that will kill you if you drink it? Such a slap in the face!

OccultHawk · 06-11-2018, 08:40 PM

breaking a hip trapped in bathroom

**Frownland** · 06-11-2018, 08:40 PM

You end up eating sand as well if you get dehydrated enough.

**Exo** · 06-11-2018, 08:41 PM

Floor made of treadmill style rollers and the rollers have sandpaper on them. Place unconscious naked man on floor. Build four walls around the floor with no doors and the walls are 20 feet high. Wait until he wakes up and then turn on the rollers. Do not turn off rollers.

Wait.

Lisnaholic · 06-11-2018, 08:56 PM

^ That's a particularly fiendish one, Exo.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

breaking a hip trapped in bathroom

^ Oh dear! This has the prosaic touch of genuine old-guy anxiety. Don't worry, OH, that kind of stuff only happens to other people.

I always thought that being buried alive in a coffin would be one of the worst possible deaths. Damn you [MERIT] for reminding me of it!

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2018, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

I always thought that being buried alive in a coffin would be one of the worst possible deaths. Damn you [MERIT] for reminding me of it!

Write in your will that you want to be buried with your hand attached to a string that can ring a bell on the surface.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Something dramatic and long like having all of your limbs broken and being left in a desolate desert to die of thirst. The dude in the three guys and one hammer vid got it pretty bad. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,359	Floor made of treadmill style rollers and the rollers have sandpaper on them. Place unconscious naked man on floor. Build four walls around the floor with no doors and the walls are 20 feet high. Wait until he wakes up and then turn on the rollers. Do not turn off rollers. Wait. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

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~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	I thought that dying in a fire would be the worst, but I heard that your endorphins kick in and you stop feeling it fairly quickly.