Dr.Seussicide

You guys fucked this thread up. House is awesome

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Ah, this made me laugh.

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OceanAndSilence

1. i wasn't born head-first; my ass arrived first.
2 i shat on the doctor
3. i stuck a fork into an operating toaster when i was 3. if it weren't for the surge protector installed two weeks prior i would have died.
4. JINGLE JANGLE
5. i hate onions
6. i'm pretty short, around 5'7, i haven't measured my height in ages
7. i played soccer for 6 years and tennis for 3
8. i read fantasy novels... i like them. pretty much all fiction novels are fantasy when you think about it. i carry around a dictionary when i carry around a book, and whenever i come across a word that i do not know the meaning of 100% i will look it up. authors usually use the same vocabulary so after a while i remember the words easily. it helps with songwriting too.
9. i try to drink at least 2 litres of water everyday. i don't ever drink sugary drinks unless it's alcohol.
10. i hate it when people confuse "your" and "you're", along with "they're", "their", and "there".
11. i like mysterious and dorky chicks. in that order
12. i've never driven a car. parents won't let me. douchebags
13. i'm half portuguese half australian.
14. i really love pasta.
15. i eat REALLY fast. i think i don't chew my food enough or something. i ate a macca's soft serve cone in 14 seconds on my first try.
16. i used to be a gaming nerd. now i hardly if ever play any... i still get into day of defeat:source. people consider/ed me the top rifleman in australia (seriously)
17. i've only been playing guitars for about 2 years, been singing much, much longer. i was going to be in the australian choir but it was too expensive.
18. i did a few years of dancing when i was younger; i've got a video of me when i was around 11 years old... haha.
19. i also danced in the 2000 sydney olympic opening ceremony. good ****
20. i had a dance off against a black guy. we tied.
21. i once drunk coke out of an old used shoe
22. i first got drunk and high at the age of 15, though not at the same time.
23. i never wear anything except my boxers around the house. i don't care who visits.
24. i am very messy
25. i wear glasses
26 BONUS FACT!: i have to hang a log. farewell

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Vancouver

1. I shower In the Dark.

2. On bad days I close the drapes and Listen to Joy Division

3. I end up hurting people I care about too often

4. I'm addicted to the Game.

5. My favorite spot in the world is a small area of Grass in Stanley Park

6. I act the exact same when Im alone as I do around people.

7. When I was a teenager I walked past an old lady who spilled a basket of grapes and didn't stop to help, I regret it and think about it all the time.

8. I can't forgive others. Or Myself.

9. I believe I have 3 full time Guardian Angels

10. My attitude or sarcasm is not a defense mechanism.

11. I have walked out on more than 3 perfect women.

12. I can wheelie for miles...

13. I make sure my friends know where they stand with me.

14. I have beat 2 of my 4 demons

15. I am at my best on a motorcycle. In all aspects.

16. I think about warm beaches everyday.

17. Saying sorry is easy for me If I truly am.

18. Sometimes I question why I have so many great people in my life

19. I almost died once.

20. I hate goodbyes, the real ones.

21. My best friend and I grow closer each year. Known him since I was 16.

22. I wouldn't want to be anyone else.

23. I hate reality T.V Trevor always makes me watch it.

24. I will spend 3 weeks in Cinque Terre one day..with someone.

25. I think dating should be punishment for shoplifting.

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The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name.

Nine Black Poppies

Alright, I'll bite.

1. I drink like a fish and smoke like a chimney, but not as much of either as I used to, so I'm fairly unapologetic (and actually proud that I've cut back as much as I have). The only liquor that I've yet tried that I'll actually refuse is Jager. I tend to smoke Spirits because that's what everyone smokes here, it seems.

2. I've lived in 16 houses in 6 cities/states thus far. 12 houses and 4 states have been in the past 7 years.

3. I have the required coursework for an English degree but I do not have an English degree. I also tend to overuse commas and I'm a sucker for the m-dash.

4. The last time I ate meat was 1997 but I still want to smack a lot of the vegetarians/vegans I meet and I miss bacon.

5. I still collect Magic cards and probably will forever, regardless of how dumb it may or may not be/how little I play the actual game.

6. I'm a Virgo with a lot of Sagittarius in my chart. That's actually fairly accurate, as well.

7. I was almost married once. On the one hand, I dodged a bullet; on the other hand, I still regret that it didn't happen.

8. I carry a knife in my purse. I also used to have a broadsword, but it got stolen from my apartment two years ago. I'm still pissed about that.

9. Relatively few photos of me exist, I do not have (nor have I ever had) a Facebook or Myspace and I try to avoid talking on the phone as much as possible. I am quite content with this. It's a (mostly) irrational ...I dunno, thing (antisocial eccentricity?) and I recognize that, but that's how it is.

10. It surprises people that I can fix things, but I'm actually quite handy when I want to be. I just don't want to be most of the time. The exception to that is electrical things--that's fun to work with for some reason.

11. My fastest mile was about 7 minutes (and there's no way in hell I could do that now)--I'm not a runner. But I used to walk 6 miles (round trip) to and from work every day for about a year and I really miss doing that.

12. I'm terrible with money. This has come back to bite me in the ass a lot lately and I'm getting better, but still. Anything remotely financial beyond figuring out a tip just makes my head cramp up. Banks creep me out more than hospitals, largely for this reason.

13. I never knew my dad, but I'd be lost without my mother and I'm fine with admitting that at this point in my life.

14. When forced onto a routine, I can function on a normal schedule just fine. When left to my own devices, I become almost completely nocturnal. I'm also pretty fine with that. I'm not really left to my own devices enough lately.

15. I love swimming, just not in a "let's go to the gym and do laps" kind of way, which is all I've been able to do in the past couple years. When I was a kid, we lived in a complex that had a pool and that was essentially heaven--I was in it every day it was open.

16. I should start drawing again. I go through phases with it--for a while, I'll furiously fill up a few notebooks/folders, then I'll just stop for a while. I do much the same thing with writing.

17. On Myers-Briggs tests I'm always either an INTP or an INFP. Apparently I'm right on the line of F and T, but the other three never waver.

18. The oldest person I've ever dated was born in 1978, the youngest in 1987. My boyfriend now is two years younger than I am.

19. I've ridden an elephant and I remember it being pretty awesome.

20. Technically speaking, I sleep under my bed. I have a loft bed (I had need of it in a very tiny room for a while) but now that I have the space, I put the mattress under it and turned it into a rather excellent canopy instead.

22. It's damn near impossible for me to be totally still. I fidget all the time, toss and turn in my sleep, etc. I'm actually extremely claustrophobic, but only when my movement is restricted--it tends to come up most in crowds.

23. I once quit my job and moved 3000 miles on about a week's notice with nothing but $500 and a suitcase because I felt like getting the hell out of where I was. It was dumb but I'm still kind of proud that I pulled it off.

24. I miss not having cable. I accomplished more when I wasn't constantly watching Law & Order.

25. It was really hard to think of 25 things worth posting. Hm.

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NumberNineDream

It's a bit scary how many of these things were just spot-on (to me I mean), specially when everything is described in such keen details.
I put in bold everything I have in common.

Edit: Now thinking of it, I guess it's an INTP/J thing (When I had a stable routine, the tests turned out as INTJ, now that everyday has its own schedule, INTP is all I get in my tests.. but still, very close to the separating line)

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Cadrian

1. My Religious Beliefs change everyday but never been an Atheist

2. Ive wore glasses since I was 10, I never will get laser surgery because I think Glasses give character or I can wear contacts.

3. Still Best Friends with my Best Friends from High School.

4. Haven't had a conversation with my Father in 8 years.

5. Didn't smoke pot till I was 19 but had been handling marijuana since I can remember.

6. Am always afraid of becoming an Alcoholic, I only allow myself to drink every 2 weeks or so.

7. I kicked the Governor of South Carolina in the head when I was 13...

8. I am 5'11 but always lie and tell people I am 6 Feet.

9. Played Baseball for 11 years.

10. I have no pinkie knuckle on my right hand... I broke it in a fight when I was 16, and doctor didn't set it right.

11. Enjoy Writing but always ashamed of everything I write.

12. Have a dream to own my own Restaurant and to make my own movie one day, but doubt ill ever do it.

13. Played the Trombone in Band in middle school... Got kicked out of band as well.

14. I had casts on both feet for 6 months when I was 11 to keep me from walking on my tip toes.

15. The casts didn't work I still walk on my tip toes.... nobody notices

16. I have Flat Feet

17. I have 3 first cousins I consider brothers just as much as my 2 real brothers.

18. I dont like eggs

19. I cut my top lip off on a titter toddler when I was 8 or 9 it had to be sewed back on. There is a small lump in my lip very few notice.

20. Grew up on a dirt road....

21. My Last name is French.

22. I toss things , tap my foot or tap my fingers usually at any point I am awake but I am not a very energetic person I do it unconsciously.

23. I try to only wear brand new socks, I buy a pack or two of socks a week..

24. If I won the lottery for 300 million or something, One of the first things Id do is try to figure out how to pay for my way to space.

25. Most friends only refer to me as my last name, some didn't know my first name for years.

Bulldog

I'm bored too, so here are a few more from yours truly...

1. My girlfriend's Dad was deported from England on suspicion of being in the IRA.

2. We've known each other since September and I still can't spell her name right.

3. I have a slightly curved lower spine because of the treatment for my meningitis from back when I was a kid (as a result of all the spinal fluid that had to be extracted).

4. Of all the people I know today, I'm only in touch with one friend from school. We've been mates for 12 years now.

5. We tried to record instrumentals in my garage that comprised of banging on tin cans, playing a bass guitar with a cello bow, my mandolin and alto sax.

6. Yes, every idea we came up with for it sucked as hard as it sounds.

7. I drank my first beer when I was 13.

8. I blacked out from drinking for the first and only time when I was 16.

9. I submitted a radio script I finished earlier this week to the BBC the other day. It's the first time I've ever tried something like this.

10. They get tens of thousands of scripts sent to them every week so, no, I'm not under any illusions about my chances with it.

11. Words can't describe how much I'm looking forward to seeing Chris Morris' Four Lions.

12. Or, indeed, watching the next world cup when it comes around.

13. I find nothing more annoying than someone with no sense of humour.

14. My favourite actor of all time is Peter Sellers.

15. I can do a cracking James Mason impression

16. My favourite pop song at the moment is Tuesday Morning by the Pogues.

17. ^ Things like that change a lot with me.

18. Due to the heavy snow around Greater Manchester in mid-late December and the havoc it wreaked on the M62, I was effectively stranded in Bolton and unable to go back to my parents' house for Christmas for about a week.

19. I basically hate the snow now because of it.

20. When I actually got there, I caught a cold, and when that went I came down with the mumps almost immediately after.

21. As a result, it was probably the worst holiday of my life.

22. I'm on a Creative and Cultural Studies degree in Bolton University. The very same place where Pete Shelley and Howard Devoto studied.

23. After I graduate I'm definitely getting out of this country for a bit. Haven't decided exactly where I'm gonna go yet though. Preferably somewhere as far removed from England as possible.

24. I still love this country.

25. It's just that I'm a big fan of sweeping changes in my life.

NumberNineDream

I'm loving this thread. Best place to go, to get to know a person better.
Will do mine finally, have been thinking about it for a while now.

01- I first got drunk last year, in November (I was 18 and 1 month old).
02- My first joint was 2 months ago. Never smoked another one since (it just never happened, would love to though).
03- Never had a boyfriend, or girlfriend for that matter.
04- The last time I wore a dress, I was 3 years old, and had a tentrum, refusing to go out of my room after my mum forced me into one.
05- The best thing about Uni, is being able to get drunk with your favourite professors. The best times of my life.
06- I change friends every two years. I just can't stand then anymore, after this period of time.
07- The first 5 years of my life, I wasn't able to talk a word of Arabic although it's supposed to be my mother language.
08- French was my first language, and it still is my favourite.
09- When I was 3, I used to watch The Beauty and the Beast in English everyday, though I didn't understand a word they were saying. It resulted with me speaking some mumbles imitating the English accent.
10- When I was 10, I used to sit with my bullies, though I hated them and they hated me.
11- I only realised I love movies, 3 years ago, and few months before graduation.
12- At school, I used to attend only 2 days a week, still was able to be the first in class.
13- I hate shopping. I only went 5 times in my lifetime. I just wear what my mum and aunts get me.
14- I have been wearing black for more than 2 years now. Never wore a jeans in these last 2 years.
15- I don't think I'll ever have any kids, cause I know I'll ruin their lives.
16- I only can hug people when I'm drunk. I guess that's why I try to get drunk as much as I can. The only times I don't feel awkward around people.
17- I don't know a thing about music, but my friends look at me as some kind of connoisseur. I'm even the first one to hear their work. Sometimes, I just feel like a hypocrite around them.
18- I think the only reason I make friends, is to be able to make fun of them without them getting angry with me. If it wasn't for that, I'd have all the annoyances of the world bottled up in me.
19- I never was able to maintain a sleeping routine. The nearest I got to a routine, is staying awake for 35 hours and sleeping for the next 18 hours.
20- I spend 10 minutes the second I get in my car, deciding which album I want to hear on the road. With my laptop in the passenger seat, and a Diet Coke in my hand, I'm ready to go.
21- I can only drink beer, and sometime wine. When drinking other kinds of alcohol, I boak immediately.
22- I've been smoking for a year now. Mainly Lucky Strikes.
23- I still have a buzz from smoking ciggies.
24- I once got drunk after drinking half a beer. I must've been in some amazing mood that night.
25- Though I'm in a film-making school, I still haven't made any movies. As I've been avoiding all classes related with film-making, in fear of realising I'm a bad director.

That was harder than I thought, though I still have some things in my mind I could've shared.

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