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Old 06-26-2009, 07:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I know and I'm sorry for the thread.
After all, Michael touched people in a way that only a catholic priest would understand.
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:38 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boys underpants half off.

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Old 06-26-2009, 07:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?

Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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It's just been found out that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts.
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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If you're posting in the music forums make sure to be thoughtful and expressive, if you're posting in the lounge ask yourself "is this something that adds to the conversation?" It's important to remember that a lot of people use each thread. You're probably not as funny or clever as you think, I know I'm not.

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Old 06-26-2009, 07:55 PM   #16 (permalink)
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It's just been found out that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts.
I heard he died after eating the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich.
It's a 50 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:57 PM   #17 (permalink)
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What did Terry Fox and Hitler have in common?

They couldn't finish the race.
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Old 06-26-2009, 09:12 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2009, 09:19 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Due to the fact that Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic he will be recycled and made into lego blocks so little boys can play with him for a change.

June 25, 2009. The day two famous white women died.
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Old 06-26-2009, 09:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I hear many woman say "Michael Jackson touched me" and i say "You're not 8!?"

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