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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
USA 1 2.00%
United States of America 7 14.00%
anal beads 26 52.00%
United Beads of Anal 11 22.00%
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Old 12-06-2013, 12:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2013, 12:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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America does have 5* scenery tbh. I noticed when watching Man vs Wild & Dual Survival. Alaska, Arizona, Montana and them places .

Could easily live there.
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America does have 5* scenery tbh. I noticed when watching Man vs Wild & Dual Survival. Alaska, Arizona, Montana and them places .

Could easily live there.


If you have Netflix watch this one. Scenery that will absolutely stagger the mind

The National Parks: America's Best Idea: | PBS
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I don't but should be easy enough to torrent. Will watch.
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That guy has never seen the sun. He could star in Powder 2 without makeup.
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That guy has never seen the sun. He could star in Powder 2 without makeup.


I like that movie though. I went to the theaters to see it when it came out.
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I like that movie though. I went to the theaters to see it when it came out.
I think my enjoyment of it was a little tainted by the knowledge that it was directed by a child sex offender, but aside from that it was an ok movie.
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'Scuse my ignorance, but what is cursive? other than writing swear words.
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