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America 4 8.00%
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Old 06-18-2017, 07:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Denmark doesn't have the Grand Canyon though.
Grand Canyon is a dry ****er and won't pay your medical bills
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Old 06-18-2017, 08:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Grand Canyon is a dry ****er and won't pay your medical bills
That's what you think but you don't know the Grand Canyon like I do.
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Old 06-18-2017, 08:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't know, I never saw Hamlet drop a phat soliloquy over soldiers marching through the Grand Canyon.
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Old 06-18-2017, 03:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Denmark doesn't have the Grand Canyon though.
What's it good for except Thelma & Louise anyway?

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When I think of Denmark, I think of bacon, Vikings and Peter Schmeichel.
I never watched football (or soccer, to you Yanks), so I only think of 2 out of those 3.

If I have to boil my own culture down to stereotypes like that, then I'd say nothing is more Danish than vikings, Bacon and complaining about the weather.
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Old 06-18-2017, 10:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What's it good for except Thelma & Louise anyway?
It's good for being grand.
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Old 06-18-2017, 11:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Numbnuts. Italy. Specifically, Sardinia. I'm move there in a heartbeat if I could find a feasible way to do it.
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When I think of Denmark, I think of bacon, Vikings and Peter Schmeichel.
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Old 06-18-2017, 06:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You Americans are ****ing retarded for thinking paying a bit more money to make sure people without the (sometimes very large amount of required) money don't ****ing die when they get sick or don't remain eternally ill is a bad thing. A bit of socialism won't kill your income you selfish anal beads. You will still be able to work hard and receive stuff for it. And a bit of socialism sure as hell ain't communism or the death of freedom.
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Old 06-19-2017, 12:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
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You Americans are ****ing retarded for thinking paying a bit more money to make sure people without the (sometimes very large amount of required) money don't ****ing die when they get sick or don't remain eternally ill is a bad thing. A bit of socialism won't kill your income you selfish anal beads. You will still be able to work hard and receive stuff for it. And a bit of socialism sure as hell ain't communism or the death of freedom.
Hear hear!

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You make the motherland proud.
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Old 06-19-2017, 01:36 AM   #10 (permalink)
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hear hear!

My commie brother.

You make the motherland proud.
communism is not socialism you dumb hillbilly americans
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