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America 4 8.00%
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Old 01-08-2014, 01:31 PM   #371 (permalink)
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Canadians are OK if they get over this thing of thinking that they're liked just because they're not American.
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Old 01-08-2014, 01:35 PM   #372 (permalink)
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Canadians are OK if they get over this thing of thinking that they're liked just because they're not American.
I like them for their looks.
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Old 01-09-2014, 01:00 PM   #373 (permalink)
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There's only one nation on Earth that would feel the need to start a thread like this to tell the rest of us all this stuff.
I'd mock Guernsey, but I don't even know if Guernsians (or whatever) even have any stereotypes.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-07-2014, 09:57 PM   #374 (permalink)
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Oh my god, I forgot how brilliant this thread was.


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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-07-2014, 09:59 PM   #375 (permalink)
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I mean I knew you could stoop but... How I Met Your Mother???

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Old 09-07-2014, 10:14 PM   #376 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-07-2014, 10:33 PM   #377 (permalink)
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and robin is dick gold...

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Old 09-07-2014, 10:40 PM   #378 (permalink)
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only the last picture counts as a display of american superiority.

i've never been off the east coast of the usa myself so i can't really compare countries too much. all of the countries that are close enough for someone like me to go to are pretty poor so i'm guessing we've got them beat.

as for canada.. cold and deserted. i would take their healtcare, sure, but not for the price of living in the tundra. i'd rather die of cancer in the sun.

any country that we have to cross some ocean to get to is too pricey for me atm so as far as i'm concerned they don't exist.
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Old 09-07-2014, 10:56 PM   #379 (permalink)
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only the last picture counts as a display of american superiority.

i've never been off the east coast of the usa myself so i can't really compare countries too much. all of the countries that are close enough for someone like me to go to are pretty poor so i'm guessing we've got them beat.

as for canada.. cold and deserted. i would take their healtcare, sure, but not for the price of living in the tundra. i'd rather die of cancer in the sun.

any country that we have to cross some ocean to get to is too pricey for me atm so as far as i'm concerned they don't exist.
As I mentioned later, American fast food makes us superior because it infiltrates foreign countries and infects them with our sanitized corporate culture to make it easier to sell them even more soulless, American consumerism (iPods, Xbox's, Ke$ha, etc).

And say what you want to about Toby Keith's music, but as a proponent of "America uber alles!", he is a national treasure.
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ah you're talkibg globalism, not mcdonalds specifically.

re: toby keith. i know, i love this video:



it's too cheesy not to love it.
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