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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
USA 1 2.00%
United States of America 7 14.00%
anal beads 26 52.00%
United Beads of Anal 11 22.00%
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Old 09-23-2017, 04:02 PM   #501 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2017, 04:06 PM   #502 (permalink)
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The last picture is great. I would definitely buy it.
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Old 09-23-2017, 04:37 PM   #503 (permalink)
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Second from bottom pic is absolutely ridiculous.
If you look at the picture closely you'll see he already has the hospital gown on. He's ready to be rushed to ICU after eating burger mountain.
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Old 09-23-2017, 04:48 PM   #504 (permalink)
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That picture is so American.
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Old 09-23-2017, 06:51 PM   #505 (permalink)
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That picture is so American.
He went to the heart attack grill. If he doesn't eat that whole burger he gets spanked by the waitresses there dressed up as nurses.





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Old 09-23-2017, 09:06 PM   #507 (permalink)
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That picture is so American.
It's also so international. That leaning tower of Pisa burger has Cheddar cheese (Cheddar, Somerset) Hamburgers (Hamburg, Germany), Bermuda onions (Bermuda) all on a Kaiser roll (Austria) with a side of French Fries.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 09-23-2017, 09:27 PM   #508 (permalink)
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I hate my country.
You still claim the US as your country?
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Old 09-24-2017, 12:56 AM   #510 (permalink)
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I always though it interesting that the US is one of two countries (unless the Phillipines has changed things) that requires its citizens to file income tax even if they live abroad and work in another country. And even if you give up your American citizenship, you still have to pay them for a few years after. Even if you were only a green card holder, same rules apply. It is the only country that I know of that forces its citizens living abroad to declare all their bank accounts to the Treasury dept. every year. But I guess Trump has to find some way to finance his wall...
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