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View Poll Results: Best country on Earth
America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
USA 1 2.00%
United States of America 7 14.00%
anal beads 26 52.00%
United Beads of Anal 11 22.00%
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Old 11-19-2013, 02:11 AM   #281 (permalink)
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I saw an ad for that the other day and it had young women but with an age of 39, wtf?
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Old 11-19-2013, 02:14 PM   #282 (permalink)
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Hope you have deep pockets! You know what the going rate is for a Princess these days?
Less than Sansa I would imagine. Queens trump princesses.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-29-2013, 03:46 AM   #283 (permalink)
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I think France is definitely the greatest country on Earth !!!!!!!!!

Mouahahahahahah ......

Or not ...... But just because our "president" is an ....

Well, if we could have a president ...
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Old 11-29-2013, 05:08 AM   #284 (permalink)
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What is with you Americans and thinking the Aussie accent is so sexy? I know we dominate you sexually but c'mon! :P Half the time I don't even notice that we have a damn accent.
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Old 11-29-2013, 06:02 AM   #285 (permalink)
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What is with you Americans and thinking the Aussie accent is so sexy? I know we dominate you sexually but c'mon! :P Half the time I don't even notice that we have a damn accent.
I don't think any accents are sexy at all period. Some people are just into accents regardless of where they are from.
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Old 11-29-2013, 07:08 AM   #286 (permalink)
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But what's appealing about the aussie accent that so many people from America seem to comment on. Unless the word "mate" awakens some uncontrollable urges.
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Old 11-29-2013, 07:25 AM   #287 (permalink)
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But what's appealing about the aussie accent that so many people from America seem to comment on. Unless the word "mate" awakens some uncontrollable urges.
Blame Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin!
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Yeah they mated too much.
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Old 11-29-2013, 10:47 AM   #289 (permalink)
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I think France is definitely the greatest country on Earth !!!!!!!!!

Mouahahahahahah ......

Or not ...... But just because our "president" is an ....

Well, if we could have a president ...
The French are very good at potesting, I'll say that. Here in the UK we just moan about stuff but are seldom bothered to do anything about it. You didn't like being governed by Royalty, so you had a revolution and removed them, you don't like an increase in taxes or redundancies, you strike. Your tolerance for bull**** is low. I like that in the French.
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Old 11-30-2013, 09:01 AM   #290 (permalink)
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Blame Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin!
Yeah, cause everyone's always going on about how they wanna **** Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin. I know I'd like to go down under in their kangaroo pouches.
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