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Old 08-03-2020, 08:53 AM   #441 (permalink)
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I woke up laughing this morning. I think it's because I slept all funny.
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Old 08-04-2020, 07:09 AM   #442 (permalink)
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The other day I saw an ad for a radio that read: "Radio stuck on full volume for $2".

I thought to myself: "I can't turn that down".
Good one, plankton!

Here is that rare thing, a joke I thought of all by myself:

Q: How do evangelicals with speech impediments communicate with each other?
A: By faithbook
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Old 08-04-2020, 07:38 AM   #443 (permalink)
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Nice one.

I hear they make their holy water by boiling the hell out of it.
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Old 08-04-2020, 07:47 AM   #444 (permalink)
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LOL !

The only religious joke I can remember from my days in the playground of a Catholic school:
Q: What sexual pleasures can a priest enjoy?
A: Nun
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Old 08-04-2020, 07:55 AM   #445 (permalink)
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That's also a meal for a vegan priest.
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Old 08-04-2020, 07:57 AM   #446 (permalink)
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That's also a meal for a vegan priest.
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